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creamyismemey t1_jcvhs75 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Live and die by the spice brother πππ
Smodphan t1_jcvhqee wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
I thought this was about the girl being drunk, so here's my similar one. I text a girl to come hang out at my house if she wants. She says to call her and I realize she's too drunk when I do. I tell her I'd be happy to come pick her up because she's at work (bartender). She tells me not to worry and she'll get an Uber if she decides to come.
In short, she decides to drive to my place, and she gets a DUI. I get a call from her coworkers telling me they didn't realize she was gone and they were worried. I literally went driving to make sure she was okay and got to see her walking the line. Her car was totaled as she drove into some trees. I wish I could say this was the first red flag and I had caught on right away.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvha0l wrote
Reply to comment by creamyismemey in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Mad man π
creamyismemey t1_jcvh5r2 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Hell yeah and I'd fuckin do it again to ππ
KalessinDB t1_jcvgvdo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
As a spice wuss who's friends with other spice wusses, I assure you there are plenty of people who you couldn't pay to eat jalapenos.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvfttb wrote
Reply to comment by creamyismemey in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
At least we learned some lessons π
creamyismemey t1_jcvfmz6 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
It is but never know til you try πππ I went from like 1 mil normally up to like 3 mil when I was trying to increase my tolerance but I couldn't get past it and went on a break where if I ate anything with spice it was like 500k max then I saw the chip in a 7-11 and said fuck it I ened up learning if it's hot enough I feel it in my ears lol
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcveyhk wrote
Reply to comment by creamyismemey in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I mean, jumping from 350k scoville to 16m is a pretty fucked up idea.
hooverme t1_jcvexfa wrote
Lmfao! Good one!
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcveml5 wrote
Reply to comment by iamjacksreply in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Don't ever try the one I did. I still feel the side effects after those hours despite throwing it all up.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvecso wrote
Reply to comment by Nerdcoreh in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I was saying that the spiciest pepper that I had in my life was a habanero. That doesn't mean I don't eat things that are slightly less spicy. Like for example, scotch bonnets, thai chillis and more, the chip was on my bucket list mainly because where i live I don't have very much choices to go with, especially when it comes to peppers and such things.
NAMDAMN t1_jcve3yc wrote
Honestly I still do that with Bao those Asian dumpling things because itβs easier and I like the texture of the paper, I used to eat paper on purpose all the time as a kid, judge as much as you want, I also ate a rose once because In England itβs pretty common to get rose flavoured candy, did NOT taste anywhere near the same ππ€£
Captain_Lyghtt t1_jcve3ob wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
Yeah I thought I was on the wrong thread there for a second
iamjacksreply t1_jcve0p4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Didn't know another company was doing these now. The brand that I tried is Paqui. 1.6 to 2.2 SHU. And it turned your tongue blue. One of my peeps almost lost his guts, but kept it together for the 5 minutes we all decided one. Didn't think it was necessary to go any longer than that.
Sam-Gunn t1_jcvdyjh wrote
Reply to comment by InadmissibleHug in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
"And this one is comparable in both taste and size to Jeff, a man I dated shortly after college..."
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvdsbs wrote
Reply to comment by beachmom77 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
kitty is with us lol. i think it's survivable I'll go open the windows now.
edit: been a couple hours. kitty smells like nutmeg now.
beachmom77 t1_jcvdlr3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Go open the windows and donβt leave kitty out there π₯Ή
creamyismemey t1_jcvdjd3 wrote
Reply to comment by Nerdcoreh in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Ate a piece of the 1 chip after taking a break off spicy food I had quite a bit of tolerance for taking a break nothing even approaches how hot that chip is and I loved every second of eating it one of the best things I've ever eaten imo OP dove into the deep end and found out he does not like spice lol
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvd4gs wrote
Reply to comment by FizzySpew in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Same, I won't do that shi again
Nerdcoreh t1_jcvcx79 wrote
Reply to comment by pizzapizzamesohungry in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
the fact that you wrote down with a straight face lets not gatekeepd spicy food blows my mind. it doesnt matter what someone consider spicy because there is a number what tells you how hot a food is. If you eat something what you consider hot and its at the bottom of the scale chances are you are not good with spicy food.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvcnok wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Sorry, I made a typo. Its actually 16 million
mmmmmratner t1_jcvccgh wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
Would have been in the same situation even if it had said "eating" instead of "rating"
joebarnette t1_jcvbr4i wrote
Never rate sausage in front of your husband.
[deleted] t1_jcvbph8 wrote
Reply to comment by pizzapizzamesohungry in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
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particlemanwavegirl t1_jcvii6u wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Now this is an epic, dirty FU.