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RosieQParker t1_jcvr5us wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
At least you know the cayenne's still good.
Sk8erBoi95 t1_jcvqyps wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Hey, on the plus side, DIY gas chamber!
AssumptionExpert7597 t1_jcvqs4v wrote
Reply to comment by HellsMalice in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
How? It is definitely doable
AssumptionExpert7597 t1_jcvqos4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Yes!! A real TIFU story instead a sexual malfunction or walked in on my “enter person here” whacking the weiner story! Great story friend!
Miss_Speller t1_jcvqfxk wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment...
Artanthos t1_jcvph30 wrote
The chips from the one chip challenge taste like dirt.
Would not recommend.
Also: they give me horrible hiccups, which is not a good thing when trying to keep a straight face.
Ladymomos t1_jcvor2q wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
My ex decided to make homemade chilli sauce in our very small 1 bedroom flat, whilst we had guests over. He fully gassed us all and we ended up running around the garden flailing and trying to breathe. Couldn’t go back inside for hours. It was their first time at our place 🤦♀️
putrio t1_jcvo68r wrote
It made me throw up too, and that revisitation was definitely unpleasant. I was fine for like 5 hours after eating it then all of a sudden I felt sick.
JPK314 t1_jcvo652 wrote
I have a pretty significant spice tolerance and did the OCC earlier this year. It was an uncomfortable mouth experience but the first 10 minutes immediately after were fine. The two hours after that of stomach pain followed by 10 minutes of projectile vomiting makes it completely irresponsible to recommend. It's a chemical irritant, not a spicy sensation
Itisd t1_jcvme6l wrote
I'm of the opinion that they shouldn't sell these chips, they are too hot... I've seen several people start vomiting shortly after eating these.
lobo_locos t1_jcvm5c2 wrote
>immediately after that thought I felt like I was being facefucked by the satan himself.
HellsMalice t1_jcvm4pp wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
The physics of this don't remotely check out but it's a cute sitcom sketch idea I suppose.
Edit: lol forgot I was on one of the more gullible subs, my bad. Tomorrow I'll post my TIFU about angering pixies
Capable-Site-301 t1_jcvm4c6 wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Hertz in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I love those paqui ghost pepper chips. They are seriously tasty.
I've never tried a one chip challenge though.
DHJeffrey99 t1_jcvlkqc wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I think you invented an improvised non-lethal pepper bomb
Duffmanlager t1_jcvkxsc wrote
I watched a video of Brian Shaw and Robert Oberst doing this. It’s amazing seeing something so small incapacitating people of that size. They powered through, but still crazy.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jcvknbj wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
You ate that voluntarily??? Wheres that damned reddit cares suicide bot when you need it. SEEK HELP
Zech08 t1_jcvkk7y wrote
This is why you dont multitask in a panic.
Arthiem t1_jcvjy8z wrote
Well i leave the skin on kiwis and people look at me funny for that.
I shave them first though. Im not a Neanderthal.
forestapee t1_jcvjia6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Reminds me of the first time I used ghost pepper at home. Was cleaning the dishes with hot steamy water and gassed myself
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_jcvjcy8 wrote
My daughter said to never ask her if anything is hot or spicy. she did the challenge with some of the guys at the game store and wondered why others were puking their guts out. she said yeah it was hot but not bad.
DrLoxi t1_jcvjcca wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
This is classic sitcom material.
Great :D
[deleted] t1_jcvjauv wrote
Reply to comment by germandude212 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
>i don't want to affect her relationship
Very noble, and very easy. Essentially there is just one thing you need to avoid in order to do this; make sure you don't tell her you love her.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcvj2ui wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Hertz in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I ate this atrocious beast:
I still have like three crumbs, but I ain't touching them 😆😆
Dirty_Hertz t1_jcvio0i wrote
I did the one chip challenge the second year they released it. I'm sure they've made it spicier since then. My mouthfeel was fine (I've eaten raw Carolina Reapers before, so my datum is a bit skewed compared to the typical person). However, I stupidly ate it on an empty stomach and I had terrible cramps for the rest of the day. Do not recommend.
Paqui, the company that makes it, has a normal spicy chip called Haunted Ghost Pepper. I use those to make microwave nachos.
_thegoldsheep_ t1_jcvsadz wrote
Reply to comment by InstantClassic257 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Enjoying pain would make you a masochist… enjoying inflicting pain makes you a sadist. Enjoy.