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RosieQParker t1_jcvy9lh wrote
Kinda disappointed in your friend, there. I mean, knocking you on your ass is funny and all, but if you're gonna do that, at least stick around to make sure grandma's cake gets finished.
artaaa1239 t1_jcvxwl1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
At least it is only cayenne Peppers and not Carolina reaper
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvxrmy wrote
Reply to comment by CramWellington in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
they're resealable bags that are bigger than the containers. we put what we can in the lil jars but the rest remains in the bag so we can refill when needed
Ladymomos t1_jcvxnx5 wrote
Reply to comment by MzzBlaze in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
With great trepidation and a reminder that they didn’t really like spicy food 🤣 I knew her from Uni and the first time we hung out we got drunk and she came back to my place so we could try each other’s clothes on. So both our partners first met us dressed as each other. Second time was the chilli gas. I’m surprised he ever came back!
CramWellington t1_jcvxha6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
The spices were in bags. Why not just cut one of the corners?
LexLuthorsHairPiece t1_jcvxctq wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
In the words of Red Forman "Dumbass".
joestaff t1_jcvwzto wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Classic.
xnmw t1_jcvwx21 wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Just knock the funnel against the side of the sink between spices. Any transfer will be negligible
MzzBlaze t1_jcvwobt wrote
Reply to comment by Ladymomos in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
But did they come over again?
Cindexxx t1_jcvwboh wrote
Reply to comment by HellsMalice in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I think you should read it again, I don't know what you find physically impossible lol.
Dark_Reaper115 t1_jcvw3p1 wrote
Reply to comment by Strong-Plum-2974 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I bought a 3 pack of nitro gummies.
The first one it was way too spicy but I was physically fine.
The second one I chewed a lot more and this one gave me stomach cramps and I fear the final one.
iamthemeowbot t1_jcvvrr8 wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
No kidding xD I can see how that would make the process frustratingly long. It’s pretty simple to make a funnel using a scrap of paper or even coffee filters. Cheers
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvviwy wrote
Reply to comment by iamthemeowbot in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
in the future we'll do one spice at a time and clean the funnel with soap and water. no more electric blower.
naomi_homey89 t1_jcvv53s wrote
Reply to comment by SnakeBeardTheGreat in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Genetically different
Dirty_Hertz t1_jcvubrv wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I'd try it, but definitely eat a bowl of oatmeal first.
iamthemeowbot t1_jcvtwn5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Oh man xD this is terrible but so relatable. Just use paper funnels in the future.
DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtuq1 wrote
Reply to comment by Miss_Speller in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I'll always remember this quote. I haven't seen the source but the quote is priceless.
“Experience is a cruel teacher, she gives the test first and the lessons afterwards” -Vernon Law
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Reply to comment by Brandanpk in TIFU-by going out at a nearby restaurant by myself at midnight-UPDATE by ThrowRAfoodie_76
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DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtjx4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I did the challenge too. While I managed to keep it down thanks to my tolerance for spice, I wish I did come up. My tender asshole does not have the same tolerance for spice as my mouth. So at about 1am it happened, I began shitting what I can only describe as the lava we've all seen in documentaries about volcanos. I was grunting and moaning loudly enough to wake my 3 year old son and scared him badly enough that he ran crying to his mom. The next morning it hurt to even sit down after all the encores that had happened through the night.
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvssy4 wrote
Reply to comment by AssumptionExpert7597 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
can confirm
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvspvh wrote
Reply to comment by PKfireice in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
would add some taste
PKfireice t1_jcvskvg wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Good thing it's an electric blower or you'd also have the canned air bitterent added to your spices. (Which is where I thought this was going)
RosieQParker t1_jcvydqs wrote
Reply to comment by iamjacksreply in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Spicy is the only flavour you can taste on both ends.