Recent comments in /f/tifu

ninjewz t1_jcw53qb wrote

It really only affected me after the fact. First 5 minutes was intensely hot but then it was manageable. I ate my lunch about an hour later and then I was in the bathroom feeling like my stomach was being ripped apart. No luck in throwing any of it up so I just suffered until it died down.

1

e_for_oil-er t1_jcw2ftq wrote

Went to a camping once, made myself a good ol' Cuba Libre in a bottle, and carried it arround in a caddy on the rocky road to the camping beach. Needless to say that when I arrived there, the bottle was empty and the caddy, full.

2

tallerthanu17 t1_jcw1u8w wrote

My wife did this with water when we flew one time. Had a water bottle she filled up after security checkpoint. Get on the plane and up in the air. Halfway through the flight she gets thirsty so grabs the bottle and pops up the straw. Water promptly soaks her and the guy sitting next to her— both were too stunned to move till the bottle was empty.. Fortunately the guy was a great sport about it and we laughed about it walking through the airport.

229

The_Razielim t1_jcw1lmi wrote

I accidentally did something similar to my wife one time.

I was making gyoza filling and I like them with a bit of heat so I used a microplane to grate down a chili into the mix. My wife comes into the kitchen and immediately started coughing because apparently I aerosolized a serrano pepper and I didn't notice lol

78

Wazootyman13 t1_jcvzdw0 wrote

I've done it 3 times. First 2, I lasted the 60 minutes to claim the prize. Third one, I accidentally drank some water 45 minutes in, because I like water and wasn't even feeling heat.

The one that messed me up the worst was some sunflower seeds that were referred to as something like Atomic Snowballs

They came in a 5 pack with intensifying heat.

The first 3 were fine, even tasty. Then the 4th started messing me up (plus, they tasted terrible). After having the 5th level, I knew I was messed.

And, since I'm a dumbass, I did this while on Jetty Island in Washington State. I mention this because there's only one bathroom on that entire island, and we were a half mile from it.

After finishing, I desperately needed to journey there, and, it was a half mile away.

And, I had to drive the 30 miles home, which was also terrible.

So, in conclusion, the one chip is fine. The Atomic Snowball is one of my largest regrets

2