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OkVolume1 t1_jcw3fzh wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Sounds like a Monster eruption.
Dragonic_Smile t1_jcw31t9 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Razielim in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Chemical warfare at its finest
thrwaway9932 t1_jcw2twp wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Stand-up comedy material. Save it!
e_for_oil-er t1_jcw2ftq wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Went to a camping once, made myself a good ol' Cuba Libre in a bottle, and carried it arround in a caddy on the rocky road to the camping beach. Needless to say that when I arrived there, the bottle was empty and the caddy, full.
JazzmanRob t1_jcw2c99 wrote
Y'all... if you aren't used to super hots, don't do these challenges! I grow reapers, make my own hot sauce with them, and regularly eat that stuff... and even I have only done a few of these.
MoonTearChild OP t1_jcw1zej wrote
Reply to comment by tallerthanu17 in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Thank god he was okay about it I couldn't imagine being stuck sat next to someone for hours after that if not
_Citizen_Erased_ t1_jcw1va2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nerdcoreh in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
It's kinda like a casual hiker posts TIFU by climbing Everest.
Reddit: Let's not gatekeep extreme mountain climbing.
tallerthanu17 t1_jcw1u8w wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
My wife did this with water when we flew one time. Had a water bottle she filled up after security checkpoint. Get on the plane and up in the air. Halfway through the flight she gets thirsty so grabs the bottle and pops up the straw. Water promptly soaks her and the guy sitting next to her— both were too stunned to move till the bottle was empty.. Fortunately the guy was a great sport about it and we laughed about it walking through the airport.
The_Razielim t1_jcw1lmi wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I accidentally did something similar to my wife one time.
I was making gyoza filling and I like them with a bit of heat so I used a microplane to grate down a chili into the mix. My wife comes into the kitchen and immediately started coughing because apparently I aerosolized a serrano pepper and I didn't notice lol
wowzaps OP t1_jcw19zq wrote
Reply to comment by theberrybird in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
it was a subway at my college so she was a fellow student
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw14iu wrote
Reply to comment by Clashman320 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Yeah, the same company does the Solar Flare Sunflower seeds, and those absolutely wrecked me (I've done OCC three times and eaten a Nashville Hot sandwich where I had to sign a waiver)
cyankitten t1_jcw139o wrote
Reply to comment by fredsam25 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
This is IMO so funny it needs to be its own TIFU 🤣
cyankitten t1_jcw100i wrote
Reply to comment by azandjasmine in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Same!
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw0lzw wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
And, 2021 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7vB9Pq/
NoTeslaForMe t1_jcw0hdk wrote
Reply to comment by tony504 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw0fhj wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
The first 2022 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7vUDQj/
WildCard90 t1_jcw0bxv wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Kitty smells like nutmeg meow*
lollipopfiend123 t1_jcw00ql wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
LMAO I made this mistake as well, except that it was just seltzer water. But I put it in my water bottle with a pop up straw, and then tried to take a drink as I was driving in my car. 😅
Wazootyman13 t1_jcvzxib wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
This is from the third time I did this.
(I'm the guy, my friend Ema is the woman, and her wife is filming... soon after we stopped recording, Ema pounded milk)
chewytime t1_jcvzugx wrote
Reply to comment by Strong-Plum-2974 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Oh geez. I like a little spice as much as the next person, but I don’t understand why some people just douse their food with it. Do they actually taste anything with that much heat on a regular basis?!
Wazootyman13 t1_jcvzdw0 wrote
I've done it 3 times. First 2, I lasted the 60 minutes to claim the prize. Third one, I accidentally drank some water 45 minutes in, because I like water and wasn't even feeling heat.
The one that messed me up the worst was some sunflower seeds that were referred to as something like Atomic Snowballs
They came in a 5 pack with intensifying heat.
The first 3 were fine, even tasty. Then the 4th started messing me up (plus, they tasted terrible). After having the 5th level, I knew I was messed.
And, since I'm a dumbass, I did this while on Jetty Island in Washington State. I mention this because there's only one bathroom on that entire island, and we were a half mile from it.
After finishing, I desperately needed to journey there, and, it was a half mile away.
And, I had to drive the 30 miles home, which was also terrible.
So, in conclusion, the one chip is fine. The Atomic Snowball is one of my largest regrets
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvyt55 wrote
Reply to comment by xnmw in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
when gf asked me if i was worried about spice cross contamination i said "eeeeh not really" which she took as a yes very. i neglected her perfectionist tendencies.
Fwamingdwagon84 t1_jcvyn2d wrote
Reply to comment by Felix_Von_Doom in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Close, restaurant.
LurchSkywalker t1_jcvyduf wrote
I am well off with spicy foods, but the one chip challenge had me hallucinating.
ninjewz t1_jcw53qb wrote
Reply to comment by Strong-Plum-2974 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
It really only affected me after the fact. First 5 minutes was intensely hot but then it was manageable. I ate my lunch about an hour later and then I was in the bathroom feeling like my stomach was being ripped apart. No luck in throwing any of it up so I just suffered until it died down.