Where the hell do you work where they are that worried about improvised weapons and you aren’t allowed to take pictures?

It’s because the air pressure on a plane is less than on the ground, but the sealed bottle stays the same pressure, so upon opening, it will violently depressurize

Man I was hoping it was something more mundane and the rule would make less sense in some funny way. That's just sad/ understandable.

This is amazing, also no cat tax?! I stalked your profile and I'm in love with her she's so small!

Yeah but like jalapeños I assume have a scoville number? But things like mashed potatoes and broccoli probably don’t? So it’s not fair to say things like jalapeños are not spicy or you don’t really like spicy food if you stop at habeneros.

Aluminium cans can be sharp enough to cut skin if ripped, and I work in a mental health hospital with a lot of patients with violent potential so its a precaution we take

Same thing happened to me once, also on a plane. I actually switched to wide mouth bottles after that...

I'm confused? Cans as weapons?

I've done the most recent chip and one from a couple years ago. I did the Death Nut 3.0 and the final stage of that is like 16 million or something that. It's brutal.

Haha. Repressed memory. In kindergarten, my mom packed my lunch in a lunchbox with Thermos. In the Thermos she put Dr. Pepper. After half a day rolling around in my backpack, I put that Themos to my mouth and opened the nozzle. It’s been damn near 40 years and I still vividly remember the kinda warm Dr. Pepper shooting out my nose and all over the lunch table. I’ve never put a carbonated beverage in an enclosed container since that time.

I just about lost it at the edit. Hubby and dog are looking at me strangely

Ohh, copy.

Mental health hospital, I think its more for regulation than actual threat but I'd rather not find out the hard way lmao

Where do you work that an improvised weapon made from a soda can is an actual threat?

Did this the other week with a twist off Yeti water bottle on the train. Sounded like a gun shot, though no liquid came out luckily.

Want my Fried Chicken Ravana recipe?

Ex room mate would boil water, add cayenne pepper, then add his ramen.

the cat was moved safely and got a tiny lil bit of milk. (we don't usually give her milk, we did it only for the spice and she grew up near a milk farm, she's not lactose intolerant afaik, we still don't give her any usually but poor kitty was sneezing like crazy)

kitty disagrees, she's very upset at us now.

man i wish, she's a big fan of dune. sadly no all i got were sneezes and reddish eyes and she got the whole waterworks cuz she ate up most of it. our cat certainly got some bonkers level of zoomies trying to run away tho, had to do an exception and let her have a lil tiny bit of milk for once

Make sure you move the cat!

this is so adorable.

Lol, right. I douse tacos with mild seasoning in sour cream and buffalo wings with ranch. Could not pay me enough to jalapeños.

WAIT, WHAT? FUCK!

Did you both gain prescient powers and enhanced reflexes after consuming the Spice?