Well no juice for my future kids then I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

I get cranapple juice and there’s a diet version of it on the shelf next to it. I’m not 100% sure on the difference other than I don’t like the taste of the diet version

Gotta have a bidet ready to just have a constant stream of cold water.

Atleast room now

My friend and her boyfriend were just there for the weekend so we had a good visit and I got a nice surprise from them for the day

Never heard of the brand you're commenting on but if it is in fact 16m, that would be the upper end of pure capsaicin. Essentially, that's not a pepper and not meant to be eaten raw. This can cause extreme physical harm. Either they're lying about the scoville rating or they're inviting lawsuits.

I love hot foods but ingesting something 3x that of pepper spray is asking for a trip to the hospital. Or they're lying.

Oh man those are soooo spicy but decent. They do lack something and come up a bit flat, so I bet the nachos would fix it.

If you love the flavor of ghost peppers, try the Blue Diamond ghost pepper almonds.

Hopefully in the future you only need to refill one spice at a time! Thanks for sharing your hilarious story, I hope you all are fully recovered now.

I tried The Source once that hits 7.1 million Scoville. They only allowed you to dip a toothpick in the bottle to try. They say one drop can spice up an entire pot of chili. Once it hit, it took 15 minutes for me to think straight. I don’t envy the next morning poop you probably had.

The actual TIFU is your complete disregard of capitalization.

God that was a hard read.

Most definitely, I've already had enough of a bad time without any improvised weapons haha, I definitely don't want to make it worse

Ok but I’m saying regardless of whether you consume ghosts or reapers this is only going to be painful. It’s not meant to be fun. It’s meant to hurt you. It’s chemical poison.

My cat's name is Nutmeg. So itd be appropriate for her. 🐈

Ah that would have been my second guess. A little more precaution there isn't a bad thing.

I'm not saying it's the same. I'm saying that if you don't regularly consume ghosts and reapers, then these challenges are only going to be painful instead of fun.

Depends on where you live and how volatile the market is.

Aspartame destroys tooth enamel so I doubt it would be better

Wait, what? Diet juice?

I wonder if diet juice (the kind with no sugar) would make a difference or if it’s the acidity?

Most relatable TIFU I’ve ever read. Minus the girlfriend moving in. Tried that once and it lasted for 3 months before I had to run— alcoholic manic depressives don’t make good partners

This reminds me of the time I met my wife's father the first time. I went with her to visit family out west. We took a family picnic and a grill with us on an outing up in the mountains. Getting ready for a nice hot dog I asked for the mustard. Flipped the top and proceeded to spray French's yellow all over the front of his pants and shirt. It probably launched a blast a good 5 feet.

I'm from the east coast. This whole major elevation change thing is new to me. Great first impression fml

me too. i don't know these people, where are my girlfriend and cat?

My friend gave me a small corner piece of that chip. It was only death and pain. So dumb.

Years ago, we had a bottle of sparkling apple cider we'd opened. The plastic cap had been put on it. Being the smart-ass, I wanted to pop the top off and watch it fly a little. So, I gave it a small shake and popped the top off.

Years later, you could still see the stain on the kitchen ceiling.

Close! A mental health hospital