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Electrical-Ad-1798 t1_jcx0bo9 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
When did you have time to run out and purchase a cake? It sounds like you did this chip challenge in the last hour before the party and it left you in no condition to go get one.
WanchaiWhite t1_jcwyneu wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
You should re-arrange hers in revenge, she might not know it yet but her thyme is cumin
ThereAre24Bees t1_jcwyhrh wrote
Reply to comment by Valsarta in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
It sounds like they were crying too
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwyeb9 wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical-Ad-1798 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
That's why I bought a cake for her later, but I'm glad she had fun.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwy85c wrote
Reply to comment by jswitzer in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
It's made with pure capsaicin crystals and from what I recall, Carolina reaper powder.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwy2gd wrote
Reply to comment by Presto123ubu in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I'm still going strong, just woke up. Surprisingly I feel okay, I'll update though.
Shimraa t1_jcwxz7d wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Went to a Renn fair once with a similar outcome. You can't bring in outside drinks to the fair, they have to make their beer money after all. I decided I needed to sneak myself some red bulls and beer in. Being a renn faire I couldn't simply be drinking cans in the open and solo cups arent much fun so I decide to fill up my water bottles/flasks with red bull. Mind you, it's an old fashion looking glass bottle/flask that's hanging off my hip. Im sure you know where this is going.
Standing around in a hat shop and I reach down to check my pocket and ever so slightly tap the bottle and boom, the whole bottom of the bottle explodes downwards covering the floor and one pantleg in a glass shard filled sugary sticky mess. There were 4 of us in the shop and everyone was equally stunned for a solid 10 seconds just staring at the mess. No injuries aside from my pride and its pretty comical to think back on.
Electrical-Ad-1798 t1_jcwxyn1 wrote
Notwithstanding the questionable decision about the chip challenge, baking a cake at the last minute isn't a good idea. It's not something you eat while it's hot.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxxit wrote
Reply to comment by GnowledgedGnome in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Bitter cardboard
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxw1r wrote
Reply to comment by Clashman320 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I tried the 16 million shu chip, so i know how you feel.
Ronnz123 t1_jcwxtxj wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Reaper115 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Don't eat it then..seriously, why?
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxpc3 wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
WITHOUT GLOVES???
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxgdk wrote
Reply to comment by RosieQParker in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
She wanted to, but she had an private emergency. At least she brought me milk and ice 😆
MoonTearChild OP t1_jcwxbxg wrote
Reply to comment by Magdalan in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Yup, basically what I'm doing at the moment - elderly with complex behaviour, mental health and learning difficulties. What I don't understand is we can't have cans on unit yet we have a whole selection of about 40 DVDs in the main lounge just sat on a table, which apparently are just as effective a weapon
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxbnh wrote
Reply to comment by DirtFoot79 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I had the same situation, but not from the chip. The day I ate curry with scotch bonnets ended with the most painful shit I ever had.
Magdalan t1_jcwwwt7 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Worked a stint in a facility for geriatric mental patients, and yeah, some things can surprise you. even though you worked with someone for 2 years already. Luckily for you this was just some food colouring on the ceiling haha. Cans weren't a problem, but I can surely see why they can be. People can get very very crafty.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwww1x wrote
Reply to comment by Artanthos in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
For me, they taste more like a very old dried chilli pepper, it's so bitter and leaves you with an disgusting aftertaste.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwworh wrote
Reply to comment by putrio in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I'm still going strong, just woke up after sleeping for 5 hours, and I'm okay surprisingly 😁
Alas-Earwigs t1_jcwwk3z wrote
Reply to comment by TallishBobcat in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Haha, my cat is also a Nutmeg. We also have a Saffron. Together they are the Spice Girls.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwwhwv wrote
Reply to comment by Itisd in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
The ones i ate were infused with pure capsaicin crystals, literally a death sentence
Least-Media t1_jcwwhcg wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Now there's a new rule about drinks.
DirtFoot79 t1_jcwwg1j wrote
Reply to comment by Cindexxx in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I never even thought of that!
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwwcvl wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Lmao, sure did
katlian t1_jcwvqp5 wrote
Reply to comment by JelliedHam in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
We live at 4600' and most of our food gets shipped from central California. People who are new to town think most of the food at the store has spoiled because the containers are bulging when they get here. You learn quickly to poke a tiny hole in the middle of the yogurt seal and let the air out before peeling back the edge. I also have to be careful opening brand-new mason jars because the lids will stick just long enough to get the rings off then they shoot across the room with a loud pop.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcx0mcg wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical-Ad-1798 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
After vomiting I felt much better. So I didn't want to waste any time, and since the bakery is only 4 minutes away from me, I went there.