Am i drinking milk from a saucer?

The perfect cover up

Suggest they pain the walls a la Jackson Pollock?

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you can't mention a cat and not pay the cat tax man...

She was a corseted goth, and I wore layers of colours and patterns. After e few drinks the urge was too great! I know what you mean about being younger too, if anyone got something new we all had a try!

As a plus, if you break up, you get to admire her handwriting on your spice jars :)

Ahhh, I miss the days when friends would come over to try on my clothes... Now I'm old, and while I have more/nicer clothes, I live too far from my closest friends for this to work.

Or buy a sleeve of paper cone cups and just cut the tip off; instant disposable funnel that maintains its shape. You can get a pack of 200 for a few bucks.

Gullible? This sounds like it happened. It isn’t outrageous or filled with wild “and then everyone claps” You say we are gullible and I say you are far too skeptical about fun stories

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Do you get the small spice bags? You could usually just get them in the container upside down and squeeze-shake the bag for self funnelling. Or you could also cut a corner of the bag like a piping bag.

TIFU detective over here.

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What do you think I'm a cat jumping from tree to tree all nimbly pimply like?

Community is forever goated

How cute 🥹

As someone who works with very spicy spices at my job, I feel for you.

I’m talkin like Carolina Reaper level. The entire back of house staff starts coughing and sneezing every time we have to use it.

One time I mindlessly threw some Serrano peppers onto super hot oil while my bf was chatting with me next to the stove. Instantly pepper sprayed us lol but unfortunately the windows in my living room didn’t open so I just turned up the fan and powered through lol

I do you one better: try the Carolina Reaper almonds. They’re hot as heck and taste so good.

Speaking as a spice lover, that burns like hell and tastes horrible. To me, it has a chemical tang aftertaste after setting you on fire.

But was she an alcoholic manic depressive before she met you?

Uh huh. In what way was the party ruined then?

I think this one really happened, too!

Did the cat's eyes turn blue at least?