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generated_user-name t1_jcxhsw7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
That used to be cute to me, now it’s almost a dealbreaker. I always try to explain how it’s not that I’m always indecisive it’s that I couldn’t care less when I respond like that. So when something (hasn’t been quite as wholesome lol) goes wrong, I have to console them for failing to be perfect. I have some empathy for that for sure… because I am constantly working on my need for perfection (or lack of). But I can’t fix you if I can’t fix me!
Tsjernobull t1_jcxhkjv wrote
Reply to comment by gunnerxp in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Littering and.... Littering and....
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxgs3c wrote
Reply to comment by secondtaunting in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
she hadn't gotten to the actual nutmeg yet. i think it's just the leftover spice mix in the air that had a nutmeg smell, also my nutmeg isn't in powder form, i always crush some nutmeg nuts as i need. kitty is doing great
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxgmqw wrote
Reply to comment by nocternum in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
there's plenty of pics on my profile
ZoraksGirlfriend t1_jcxfvex wrote
Reply to comment by icematt12 in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I’ve had this happen once and have avoided it since by slightly opening the bottle (where some pressure gets released) and leave it like that through takeoff and then do it again for landing.
icematt12 t1_jcxfi7u wrote
Reply to comment by JamieDrone in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
So is a solution to prevent this to keep opening and closing the bottle during ascent? Get the pressure inside decreasing in steps.
nokeyblue t1_jcxffej wrote
Reply to comment by ENDragoon in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Incredible.
Ktulu789 t1_jcxexzx wrote
Reply to comment by JamieDrone in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
It's interesting how you got up and down voted for the same comment.
BTW it's true.
maohvixen t1_jcxe5c1 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Basically the same thing or at least it feels the same.
Ktulu789 t1_jcxe1e1 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Everyone's wondering that. You should edit that into the op, OP 😉
maohvixen t1_jcxdtoe wrote
Reply to comment by Comparison-Intrepid in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Can I recommend watering down the juice maybe 50-50 water and juice if not even more water as an occasional treat during the day? It's what my mother did although that was more because juice is pretty sugary and not the best health wise as opposed to teeth protection.
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rolyfuckingdiscopoly t1_jcxcx48 wrote
Reply to comment by Least-Media in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
No exploding pink drinks!
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Magdalan t1_jcxcqm5 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Yeah that's pretty odd. Especially since dvd's are much sturdier material too.
gunnerxp t1_jcxchz8 wrote
Reply to comment by TheIncendiaryDevice in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Now you stop laughing right meow!
taks_hat t1_jcxbotn wrote
Reply to comment by beachmom77 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Missed the opportunity to say "Open Windows" instead of open the windows
secondtaunting t1_jcxbktu wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Is nutmeg on the cat? Because it can be deadly. Wouldn’t want kitty getting sick from grooming himself.
Aiusthemaine17 t1_jcxb9ie wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
LMAO I like how you can imagine and picture out the horror of what have happened. Funny stuff. But I hope y'all and the cat alright now.
Pbellouny t1_jcx9sjm wrote
Reply to comment by myotherjobisreddit in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
When we were young, home alone of course. We did similar my brother and I thought it was funny to shake up the Martinellis and pop the little top it had with the tab. Well I bet him he wouldn’t shake it the “longest” well boy was I wrong he barely touched that little tab. Next thing you know Sparkling cider has left the bottle as a rocket ship headed straight for the white ceiling now this was a vaulted ceiling 12ft high at this point of the arch. When it hit the ceiling it spread out and came down all inside the chandelier all over the dining room all over the walls and this piece of art. We were in a scramble to clean everything before our parents could return. We cleaned it all up i disassembled the globes from the chandelier cleaned them in the sink, wiped the wall but we couldn’t quite reach the ceiling. They walked in 5 minutes after the big cleanup,They didn’t notice! It wasn’t until about 10 years later they were painting the house that they noticed and we were like have we got a story for you.
TheIncendiaryDevice t1_jcx9jss wrote
Reply to comment by TheIncendiaryDevice in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
But do you see them eating mice!?
TheIncendiaryDevice t1_jcx9iks wrote
Reply to comment by ThetaDee in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Nimbly bimbly from tree to tree good sir
ENDragoon t1_jcx9el9 wrote
Reply to comment by manderley82 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I've only pepper sprayed myself once, I made a hot toastie with habanero, onion, and some cayenne pepper.
I ate it for lunch at work the next day, and it was lovely, but then I had some soda water to chase it down.
I burped in my mask, and then, because of my glasses, the spicy, humid, capsaicin laden air that came rushing out the top of the mask went straight into my eyes.
Noisechild t1_jcx95i7 wrote
Yup, you officially fucked up today.
Strugglingasshole t1_jcxi52o wrote
Reply to comment by Tsjernobull in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
These snozberries taste like snozberries