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GnowledgedGnome t1_jcy1paw wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I don't remember the bitter but that could have been erased by all the immediate pain and days of intestinal distress
prayboi-carti t1_jcy1l1u wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Oh, and let me add that it came with two of them as it was supposed to be shared with someone else, and I ate both. So, that's probably my fuck up. I would've done fine with one.
prayboi-carti t1_jcy1dya wrote
Reply to comment by JPK314 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Did you do the Paqui one? The Paqui challenge is far more tame compared to the one he did.
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110percent_canadian t1_jcxz8vg wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
If you have a can/bottle that you even think might explode rotate it for 1mins and it won't explode
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxyodc wrote
Reply to comment by RosieQParker in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
was, most of it ended up coating my kitchen, will have to buy more lol
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxym6x wrote
Reply to comment by nenoman in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
no but she did get a few extra eye boogers
TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxyi40 wrote
Reply to comment by ENDragoon in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
one time when i was younger I'd have my weekly cooking class with my grandma, one of the ingredients that week was ginger. i wasn't strong enough to press it so i cut it instead. it didn't smell particularly spicy, and i was a kid with many allergies and it was the middle of summer. right as i scrubbed my eyeballs my grandma told me to be careful and not touch my eyes after touching ginger. now i know at least lol.
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MrBanballow t1_jcxw08i wrote
Reply to comment by Itisd in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
To be fair, the box it comes in has several warnings. I've done it two years now... not gonna trick me again.
SquirrelBowl t1_jcxv437 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I learned this the hard way as well
LoginPuppy t1_jcxsqfh wrote
Reply to comment by Wooden-Helicopter- in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
So can plastic bottles. Plastic can be sharp and stuff too
aporetic_quark t1_jcxso4q wrote
Reply to comment by xantec15 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
… you’re a genius.
StrawberryK t1_jcxrkr3 wrote
Reply to comment by Strong-Plum-2974 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Same gimme any spicy food, but my sister stopped by with her hot single friend as a couple of us were trying a little of the chip....I ate the whole thing, played it off. Then "went to the bathroom" I was actually in my bed curled up in the fetal position in a ton of pain. Fuck those chips.
[deleted] t1_jcxp2db wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
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Zaihbot t1_jcxo2ce wrote
Reply to comment by President_Calhoun in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
B-But "I see" is also part of that Simpson's reference.
bradyiscool333 t1_jcxnt7a wrote
Reply to comment by Petembo in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
OP is British
MoonTearChild OP t1_jcxnsag wrote
Reply to comment by browsielurker in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I love that so much, honestly this story has made my day
browsielurker t1_jcxnqc6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
TW Gross
My mom told me that when she gave birth to my sister, my sister came out so forcefully my mom shot out a giant cannonball of blood. The doctor caught the baby, said "oh shit" and ducked out of the way real fast, and the blood splattered all over the wall. She was embarrassed, but it was cleaned up. Fast forward 3 years, she's in the delivery room with her sister. And that blood stain was still on the wall. She couldn't help but point it out to her sister and say "I did that"
aiydee t1_jcxl1s3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
At least it was only cayenne. Could have been much worse.
But that's a doozy of a story.
SirDooble t1_jcxjo7d wrote
Reply to comment by xnmw in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
Depends somewhat on the funnel.
I had this same dilemma a little while back when I made a spice rack for my dad. The funnel I had was a little silicone one (it was an effective size for a small spice bottle, whereas my larger plastic one was too big and I'd have probably knocked everything over using it).
The silicone one did the job, but I guess because of static electricity, it kept an awful lot of particles of herbs/spices stuck to it each and every time.
So that meant giving it a quick wash and a dry about 24 times whilst filling all the bottles. Definitely a lot more time consuming than I anticipated.
Petembo t1_jcxizwz wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
" bc of risk of improvised weapons "
Jesus christ Americans are fucked you cannot bring drinks to work because of that???
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcxibul wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical-Ad-1798 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I thought I ruined it. I got cake after i wrote that post
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcxi9u7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Felt a little silly
RissoldeChocolate t1_jcy26a2 wrote
Reply to comment by LoginPuppy in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
You can also eat pillow filling until you die, at some point you have to accept reality.