Recent comments in /f/tifu
Interesting_Put_33 t1_jcym4o0 wrote
Was it the blue chip. God Damn the blue one from 2022 was insane, way hotter than the previous years. Luckily I have a stomach of iron, so other than some heartburn I was fine, but the amount of discomfort from that chip is making me think twice about doing it next year
Regular_Anywhere_288 t1_jcyh21f wrote
Reply to comment by fredsam25 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Oh fuckkkkkkkkk
hotbotty t1_jcygiz4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Tell them it's a Banksy.
LeeYuette t1_jcyg19k wrote
Reply to comment by lollipopfiend123 in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Gin and tonic in the same kind of bottle on a game drive with very bumpy tracks, car smelt like gin for about a week after!
WanchaiWhite t1_jcyftl2 wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
To be honest I just needed an excuse to use the play on words
[deleted] OP t1_jcyfsyk wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_jcyfsaw wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
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TheUselessOne87 t1_jcyfir3 wrote
Reply to comment by WanchaiWhite in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I'd say we communally own the spices, i say "my" cuz i do most of the cooking and i pay for groceries. we don't have separate spices lol.
I'm not gonna take my revenge, she wanted to help me and did a lil oopsie. pretty sure getting pepper sprayed is good enough of a reminder to not use an electric blower anywhere near spices. fuck ups happen, this one happened to be pretty bad only cuz it happened to be with cayenne pepper.
u399566 t1_jcycf49 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Tell everyone you tried improving your new office with a touch of Baker Miller pink...
AnEpicTaleOfNope t1_jcycabq wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
it's odd and not odd at the same time. Cans, once drunk from, are rubbish, and so using it as a weapon doesn't seem a share. DVDs are never rubbish, they are always useful, so perhaps people's minds don't turn to using them as something else! But i agree it's also a bit silly.
A hello also from another that used to work in such a ward. I talked to some amazing people (old chap who liked to clean the table after food, telling me about how they sanded the tables in the boats when he was in the army) and then some upsetting stuff of course (russian lady just screaming all day) and some funny (if you wanted to get out, just shout "there's the tea trolley!" so they all trundle off happily down the hall and you can use the keypad and escape). It was an adventure.
RagtimeSnek t1_jcyc2uw wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
you need your house decontaminating now
AnEpicTaleOfNope t1_jcybh30 wrote
Reply to comment by RissoldeChocolate in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
In a mental hospital, I'm sure they just have to be seen to be doing their best. Cans can have very sharp edges, so it's much easier to do damage with those, and perhaps wise to remove then as opposed to other more blunt objects.
iwokeupabillionare t1_jcybcxv wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
If the bag is hand sized and the container can be filled with all the weight, you could pinch and put the top half of the bag, turn the bag on a 45 degree angle on the mouth container, turn the bag 90 degrees (+ 45 degrees) to start filling the container. If the container can handle the fuller weight, and another 90 degrees to let the rest of the spice out. The container sits down as it is being filled by one hand. Do this in the sink, so left over spices can be easily washed away - water, soap and scrub and water. No funnel need.
Dancinginmypanties t1_jcya1h4 wrote
Reply to comment by Comparison-Intrepid in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Honestly if you just brush their teeth before bed it isn't a problem to give them juice during the day. I grew up in a dental family and was always told to brush my kids teeth as soon as they start erupting. You can even get them used to it by brushing their gums when they are infants so they don't fight you. Juice and cola aren't going to eat your teeth immediately it is when it is allowed to sit on the teeth. My kids go to bed with a waterborne of water and have since they were toddlers.
ennovyelechim t1_jcy7xw5 wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I used to work in a company that supplied a few mental health hospitals, and it was an eye opener just how many things had to be taken into consideration to keep their patients safe. It's not easy, and I can see why that can's can be dangerous as they can be very sharp if you tear them into strips. It made me feel lucky that it wasn't my burden. I did one hospital some long necked, cemented smoke bins because one patient ate the butt's and was really ill, then the replacement were long necked but not weighted which wasn't an issue until someone got hit on the head with one. So we got the Weighted ones sent out. They did the trick, but there was always something, and no matter what contingencies you put in place, a patient in a manic state can be dangerous to themselves with anything that comes to hand. It's nobodies fault, and all you can do is to make everything as safe as possible before incidents happen.
Blueberry2736 t1_jcy72ni wrote
Reply to comment by TheUselessOne87 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
You have to call the kitty nutmeg now
JPK314 t1_jcy6n2x wrote
Reply to comment by prayboi-carti in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I did do the paqui one. There's no need for anything spicier lol it's not a matter of taste buds, it's about maintaining a healthy stomach lining
One_Science8349 t1_jcy66pi wrote
I did the death but challenge at work and posted about it here too. That poisoned peanut damn near killed me. I wound up puking and shitting my brains out in the office bathroom and almost blacked out.
Your experience, by far tops my own. I did not get pepper vomit in my eyes and no loved one’s birthdays were ruined. Still I know what you experienced in that bathroom and I stand with you in solidarity.
Fennac t1_jcy5ib6 wrote
Reply to comment by Comparison-Intrepid in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Heads up, milk is also really bad for this. There is a lot of sugar in milk. My daughter needed 2 dental procedures with laughing gas at 5 years old because the sugar in milk ate away at her teeth.
Quake2Marine t1_jcy4704 wrote
I did the one chip challenge last year, honestly it was extremely hot but manageable.
What killed me was the taste, it was absolutely revolting. Tasted like you would imagine melted plastic and battery acid does. Was way worse than the heat.
Did have bad cramps for a couple days but my insides are fucked anyway.
owlseeyaround t1_jcy3ney wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Story time; I’m at the airport and grab a water to refill my canister…and of course, yep, carbonated. But my bottle doesn’t have a flip straw, it’s a full width screw top. Fast forward, I’m watching a movie 10,000 feet up, gets thirsty. Twissst. Nothing. Super stuck. It took all my strength to get it to budge a centimeter, at which point I realize. When I get this off, it’s going to be fucking loud. Twiiiiiiist. Creak. BAM. It’s like a gunshot, and the entire cabin whips around at me, holding a smoking metal canister like a spent cannon shell. My bad
jilliecatt t1_jcy3fwo wrote
Reply to comment by Alas-Earwigs in TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. by [deleted]
I have a Potato and a Spud. They're the Tubers.
ThadisJones t1_jcy2xyz wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I was at a party in college where a girl put a full 2 liter soda bottle into a pillowcase and swung it into some boy's face. He dropped instantly and then I don't know what happened because I decided to leave before the police showed up.
KBunn t1_jcy2bsv wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Something like a Hydroflask is a FAR better improvised weapon than any soda can. How are they cool with that coming onsite?
JamieDrone t1_jcyms7t wrote
Reply to comment by Ktulu789 in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I figured I would let both ppl know, but I guess they mysterious black box that is Reddit didn’t appreciate me putting the same thing twice