This is a super cute story

sounds like questioning her method was the FU not letting her use it. She was doing fine till you had her explain it to you 😆

Rip

Wow, thats a Hard Story, did she survive the crash ?

like : "are you serious" "I got a boyfriend" "are you drunk" "why did you told me that" "I love you too, but in a other way" but she confessed to me early, that since me made new contact after our breakup, that she has a few more love feelings for me. Its pretty confusing I know

I did this once in elementary school. Went to school with some orange soda in a bottle. Opened it up at lunch and a stream of orange soda shot to the ceiling

I was drunk, I know it sounds like a bad excuse but it is what it is

It’s not as much the juice as the child falling asleep with the unswallowed juice and bottle still in their mouth so their mouth ph never balances back out. At least that’s what I was told.

TIFU by being an average person that makes mistakes

Oh yeah, anything and everything can be used to endanger themselves and eachother, it would be fascinating if it wasn't terrifying sometimes haha. Also I do look after a patient that has a bad habit of eating the butts of cigs too so that seems a bit more common than I previously assumed

Oh thats interesting tysm for the tip!

For real, one of the nurses on my floor has a waterbottle that honestly must hold a few litres, it looks like a dumbell, and I'd hate to be caught over the side of the head with that one

I burnt cayenne doing a spell and almost died once and I have rubbed hot peppers in my eyes and accidentally got some on the downstairs kitty cat… you have to wash your hands with rubbing alcohol or else you have residue forever… That shit is terrible. Peppers are the devil.

kitty is all good

Hey is the kitty alright??? /u/TheUselessOne87 I’m worried over here

Flatten can long ways, flex the middle untl the edge cracks then tear in half. Instant set of 2" razors.

It wasn't from Paqui. It was this:

https://preview.redd.it/8evr4802vyoa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=e51476f033685969f4cdc5f8ee1835dcbc63d9c4

I'm feeling better today. Had some stomach pain and headache at morning but I'm good.

There was a Ghost! This is ectoplasm!

Ah, I gotcha. I do spicy challenges for fun so that's why I was wondering. (Stuff like the Death Nut Challenge 2.0 and 3.0, Fiery Jack's OCC, the Trouble Bubble gum, etc.)

You’d be amazed at the amount of things you can hurt yourself with if you put your mind to it. Won’t go into stories, but I’ve had psych nurses ask me how in the hell I did that.

There’s only one thing I could never figure out - at one place, they wouldn’t let me have cheap flip flops for showering. Of course they didn’t answer when I asked what I could possibly do with them lol

Fortunately at a much better place now!

I thought this was about chemical screen cleaner but it was so much better. As an avid organizer, I’ve been there. Sometimes the solution is PERFECT but then human errors jumps in to fuck things up. Congrats on your spice rack, OP. Your old system sounds like anxiety simulator.

My wife and I refill our Thermo flask with soda. It’s easy to forget that it will explode when opened. It never fails during a zoom meeting.

Boooooo. BOOOOOOO!

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