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Not really saying that this applies to all cases, but I've always typically been in relationships with women I've known on short term, much much less than long term. Not sure why but a lot of people who befriend you and spend time with you like that aren't looking for a relationship with you. Either that, or they don't want to pursue you just because they don't want to risk losing the friendship.

Wish it was fiction 😑

Oh good. Another scatalogical fanfic. My favorite.

I work with spices at my job that are as hot as a Carolina Reaper. My coworker got it in his eyes and he was out for over an hour.

Good times.

It took me far too long to understand this comment. Mac convert since 2017. They got to me.

Interesting. I used to work psych intensive care but we didn't have rules like that because our nurse's station was completely enclosed and locked except for a small window near the ceiling over 5 feet up (I had to get on my toes to pass anything through to a patient).

(also worth noting that because of this, and being on the 3rd floor, the nurse's station was hot as a camel's balls in the summer. Regularly 92 degrees while the patients were freezing. So glad I don't work there anymore lol)

The good news is that you can completely fix your mistake by removing yourself from her life and never contacting her again. It is what it is.

Or just open it before takeoff and close it at altitude

thx, I appreciate it

You kinda got restored now 😃

Intrigued

I was in the psych ward and they had to cut the metal nose piece out of our masks because one girl (who I met) had previously used one to cut herself. Fucken EVERYTHING is a potential weapon.

That's absolutely awesomely hilarious

sorry for your loss. I will pray for your eternal soul

Smoking the reefer

I remember some kid who hurt himself with a pencil, my school back then had like these pencils that you could lend if you didn't have one and they were really sharp because that teacher liked it to be organised or some shit. He stabbed himself in the hand saying some shit like he has super strong skin. Spoiler alert: he didnt.

I thought it was so cute that you all grabbed kitten and sheltered in the washroom together. I’m sorry it hurt.

A few weeks back I took a brisket and put a very spicy rub on it with multiple pepper types of various ranges from meh to melt your face off. After putting brisket in the smoker I went to clean the pan I rubbed it in. I used a hi pressure sprayer to do this normally as I sprayed my eyes and the 3 guys I was talking to started to water and the coughing started as we figured out I just pepper sprayed the whole commercial kitchen. I turned on the stove fire hood as I left in the hopes we could go back in and finish dinner soon.

RIP

I don't want to be disrespectful but thats kinda funny.

Yeah, problem with cut all ties is that her BF and I, switched places. I'm her new best friend and her ex-Best friend is her new BF. Its pretty complicated. Her BF said nothing to this or nothing I know about to this situation. I'm not sure if she told him but her best girlfriend(who I'm also good friends with) said she did and I believe her

we sure cried a lot

schrodinger's fuck up. my girlfriend did both fuck and not fuck up until observed her.

She texted stuff like : "are you serious" "why did you told me that" she confessed she had a few feelings for me too, but she's with her BF and that won't change and I told her that right after I made the post, that I'm not getting in a relationship with her again, because of her Bf