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dyselxiccarrot OP t1_jd2q72a wrote
Reply to comment by LthePerry02 in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
They never noticed. I learned they only drink Bailey’s at Christmas time, so they never touched the bottle after that. I think it ended up getting thrown away.
dyselxiccarrot OP t1_jd2pxro wrote
Reply to comment by char11eg in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
They never did. My dad works out of town and my mom wouldn’t get home until after I was asleep at night. The bottle sat there until it was thrown out because my parents only drink Bailey’s at Christmas
melonlady13 t1_jd2pg9g wrote
Reply to comment by Saxamaphooone in TIFU by telling me best friend I had feelings for her by idi0t99
Nothing better than being dumped and subsequently losing all your ‘friends’ who were just waiting for this very thing and don’t take well to being rejected
IndependentMacaroon t1_jd2p5vi wrote
Reply to comment by UndercoverVenturer in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
I used to think it meant "constant/unending sausage"
kotoamatsukami1 t1_jd2krir wrote
Reply to comment by mmmkay938 in TIFU A Starbucks Restroom (and an Interview) by RestroomRanger
fresh, double roasted beans does sound good. fuck it, need help?
TheTiffani86 t1_jd2iqng wrote
Reply to comment by Citadelvania in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
This sorta happened to my sister. She was stumbling up the road to the bus stop, the neighbor noticed and called our dad to let him know his daughter was drunk. He said "Tiffani?" They said, "No, the other one." He was so confused because she, to this day, is about as straight edge as you can get. Turned out she had a really bad inner ear infection that f'ed her balance.
namsur1234 t1_jd2huex wrote
Reply to comment by horshack_test in TIFU My Knee at my Wedding by oldusty
Username checks out - very topical to the thread!
ThadisJones t1_jd2hhma wrote
Reply to comment by lagomorph90 in TIFU My Knee at my Wedding by oldusty
And a bunch of ladies who are hugely successful in their own careers but did you know she's married to a doctor according to their mothers
Ackilles t1_jd2han7 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
100% expectations for shitting themselves too
Ichimeterlady t1_jd2dwie wrote
Reply to TIFU My Knee at my Wedding by oldusty
Then came the horror…
imtougherthanyou t1_jd2dpyt wrote
Reply to comment by dyselxiccarrot in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
34 proof!
Citadelvania t1_jd2cdrz wrote
I feel like if a student was slurring their words and acting weird, while not being the type of student to be drunk in school in the morning, I would have them checked by the school nurse to make sure they didn't have a stroke or something.
CharacterSeat8603 t1_jd299r6 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
Yeah great story and a tolerant school!
ichbinschizophren t1_jd28x2u wrote
oh gods that hearkens me back to happily finishing off a pitcher of really nice fruit smoothie and then oooooh there was like, half a bottle of rum in it, hahah, chin up my dude, it happens. At least you didn't compliment your cousin's new breast implants and pass out facedown like I did.
kingOofgames t1_jd27qyj wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping next to an ex boyfriend by tyalurGee
Are you sureeee nothing happened? /s
The issue is all on what your best friend thinks, and honestly, no matter how you reassure them nothing happened, they are always gonna think something happened. Give it some time for the other person to come out of it or “forgive” you.
Many long relationships are ruined over simple things like this.
Basically you can do a 100 good things but doing 1 bad thing, will make you a bad guy in peoples mind.
13 year relationship can also be messed up by one bad thing.
Best thing to do is give it some time, but this is not really your fault.
whatdahexk t1_jd264aw wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping next to an ex boyfriend by tyalurGee
I think it’s not weird to feel hurt if your best friend sleeps in your exes bed, especially if she was on the couch at his house at the same time. It would be so easy to have slept on another couch like he did, he at least was respectful and stayed out of the room. I don’t think you acted in way to intentionally hurt her, but you did and she is letting you know she is struggling with it and needs some time. She’s being very mature to work through her feelings first and I’m sure she will be willing to hear you out in some time. You’ve apologized and reached out to check in on her, so I think she needs to be ready to hear you out in order to move on from things. Let her come to you when she’s ready and offer support from the sideline until she is.
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Reply to comment by Agile_Pear_8823 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
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LthePerry02 t1_jd24seq wrote
How did your parents react when half the bottle was gone?
char11eg t1_jd23dgp wrote
I’ll be honest, all the way until the reveal I was expecting this to be some sort of sugarfree creamer, and you were about to purge the entire contents of your body into your clothing in class or something, hahahahaha
Glad you just had a fun time getting shitfaced instead - what did your parents say when they noticed? 😂
mmmkay938 t1_jd23bka wrote
Reply to comment by kotoamatsukami1 in TIFU A Starbucks Restroom (and an Interview) by RestroomRanger
Arson?!? What are you talking about? I just like my beans double roasted is all.
Nash_Michaels t1_jd20gzz wrote
Reply to TIFU My Knee at my Wedding by oldusty
Sounds like you got a nice married life ahead of you. Plus , a cool story to tell the kids.
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Reply to comment by AsparagusFirm7764 in TIFU by sleeping next to an ex boyfriend by tyalurGee
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JennySparklezz t1_jd1zzpl wrote
Maybe bring the Starbucks staff all tacos or something. They legit had to clean up a bio hazard
dyselxiccarrot OP t1_jd2r3vi wrote
Reply to comment by Citadelvania in TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
I don’t think I really had to talk in any of my other classes, and might’ve sobered up enough to not get caught, but who knows. As for my AP English class, I was the only kid there who played sports and got along with that crowd, so it was my place where I was kind of “class clown”, whereas I was shy everywhere else. Teacher might’ve chalked it up to that.