Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Keep the puns coming. Laughter is the best medicine. Also naproxen

Can't forget the bankers and Hollywood exces

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The puns bring me life!!!!!

My son (13) and my daughter (16) both love cold coffee drinks in the cans. Someone brought a bunch of those new PBR alcohol coffee drinks to our house for a thanksgiving party we had. Fast forward to week after thanksgiving when kids had to go back to school and my son and daughter both see them in fridge before leaving for school one morning and both decide to grab and drink on way to school. Mind you, not only did they drink them before school but my daughter was driving them to school. If she would have gotten pulled over she could have been DUI

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Pun intended 🤣

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Emphasis on the leg part of legacy

It’s almost like you were there! 10 doctors, two PI attorneys, several other attorneys, a psychologist. Truly was a Jewish wedding.

That would have absolutely been the best approach I think. It's something I had thought of after I already messed up. I did consult one of my other friends before pulling the trigger, but a second opinion with a mutual friend would have probably saved me a lot of anguish.

Wife here - he’s been very kneedy lately but I’m so proud of him for how he just smiled through the chaos and truly had a great time. He’s a rockstar and I’m honestly lucky so to be married to him! Everyone had a blast (including his knee).

And add , "This is your father's legacy. You all must honour it" Legendary

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Kids, I know we always say you can be the best and can do anything, but you will never live up to your father’s hora prowess” or something like that. Great story indeed 🤣

You meant arse-on?

My orthopedist was in attendance as a family friend on my wife’s side. Best invitee ever 😅

You owe them a life debt, You'll have to go back daily until you retire.

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Meh, close enough. Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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So I'm curious what made you so sick?

And ironically the rule caused OP to make an improvised bomb.

Same

Depends on the type of hot sauce. If I would use something like Tabasco I would need to use so much for the necessary hotness level that the entire dish would only taste like Tabasco but I have a 1.500.000 scoville powder where I just have to use a little bit and the dish is sufficiently hot but still tastes like the dish is supposed to.

You also build up a tolerance so what tastes really spicy for one person is not noticeable for another.