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Another problem that could have been solved with a poop knife.

"In Russia, we don't flush toilet, we hurl turds out the window. "

Stop it now!!!

Legend tells that the Toyota owner is still seen roaming around looking at the sky searching for that Giant seagull...

You’ve heard of the Toy-boat-a, now get ready for the Toy-floater

Look, daddy, it's a Toyota Turdra.

Of course it's gonna end up being her Toyota.

That’s exactly what it means. Like, “sucks to suck.”

I worked for Cingular when I was much younger. We had just switched over our system from TDMI to SIM cards (this was when camera phones had literally just come out). This customer came in wanting to activate a phone that I literally could not activate for him. He was becoming more and more upset, the more he got told that it simply wasn’t possible. He then says something ridiculously rude, and I looked him square in the eye and suggested he go to Verizon, then.

It's reddit, don't sweat it. Not even sure why people are that bent out of shape. Sounds like you were pretty clear with what you wanted and didn't chase the sister either. With hindsight, you probably should've just let it be, but wasn't so bad.

I'm out of a job and doing instacart right now while I finish up my cert. Health insurance is priority 1, but very difficult when you're living paycheck to paycheck

Any plans to get health insurance? One bad mishap, car accident, etc. and you can be financially devastated for life.

If they’re that crazy when interviewing people, they’re probably not the kind of people you’d want to work with. You’d get fired the second you do one little thing wrong lol

Or they could have just liked someone better and decided they wanted a reason to not hire you (although they don’t really owe their applicants an explanation)

Happy to see you joint in marriage!

I can see it from both sides. I can understand why some would see it as “wrong”. In my defense, I didn’t jump at the opportunity when her sister messaged me. I pretty much didn’t think it was my place to tell her. Especially since it was a one time thing.

Well, either way, I really don't get u/nightowl_i's objection.

Why would it be a negative thing if you had sex with the sister?

Lol damn. Down votes are harsh af, man. This was a decade ago.

Lol you’re a wild boy. Actually did not try to smash her sister. It was just wild that she reached out a few weeks after the encounter with her sister.

Oh thank God, you know the kinks in my joints and the kinks in my sexuality!

Bailey’s also makes non-alcoholic coffee creamer

It’s entirely possible you just had too much caffeine/sugar

The rapist one.

Thank you and can do. I have lifetime hora ban to help avoid any more trouble

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What's wrong with that? Sisters also need dong.