Hmm, I didnt think about it, but I suspect the problem was that the bowl size was so large compared to the flushing power. The load wasnt even that big.

But maybe a good tip to remember

This somehow makes me feel better

Its not hers, I know her car, but actually if it was hers, I would atleast be able to save my conscience and display my gentlemen manners by offering to remove the turd from the window.

We just woke up and she is getting prepared to drive me to airport. The shit is still there I can see.

I decided I will just payoff this karma debt in different ways as claning a 'random' poop from a strangers car in front of her is kind of sus.

Or hiding it in her cum box.

That’s the first thing I thought, as soon as OP said they knew the plumbing was bad, but they realllly had to go. It’s super obvious that you’d need to “flush as you go” in that kind of situation.

I could understand this being a problem in the US, where you’d have been expecting the toilet to work the same as every other (majority) toilet, and then unexpectedly discover an issue with the plumbing…but he KNEW the plumbing was bad before he dropped a half dozen kids at the pool??

Something smells off about this story.

You gotta have a lot of water to make it work well like a mop bucket full of water, i sadly know from experience.

In the romantic comedy it’s either her Toyota or her parents’

Yeah I misunderstood and thought that was a daily routine lol

I'm a guy and I don't see how you fucked it up! Sometimes people are vulnerable. Maybe a bit quick with the texts, but it happens. Hope things worked out, but if they didn't you went with your heart!

Naw… not necessarily. I have a bottle of Rumchata that’s lasted me since Christmas. Every Sunday morning, you can bet… I’m drinking boozy coffee. One cup. One splash. Not much at all.. But it’s technically weekly.

Idk if the knife could have helped here, man

“No, I was just…shaving.”

Make sure you suck his cock while he’s down. He will most assuredly appreciate it.

The owner of that car is gonna be like, what in the hell did that bird eat?

With the right prompt GPT4 probably could

Mm ah mm mm mm ah mm mm ah mm mm mm mm ah mm ah mm mm mm ah mm-mm ah! stop it, please

Toyota owner: Holy hell! What kind of bird dropped this duece!

Would you like some making shit, Berserker!

Now we know why Toyota names their cars TRD

What do the owners of these toilets that never flush do?

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Add toilet paper to the top to give it more surface area

It doesn't write like this....

Things from our past can still fuck with us years later. I’ve had issues with rejection or potential rejection myself. It’s something I’ve been working on for years.

lol next time flush half way or something