Naaah no worries - nothing happend!

Man why doesn't anyone do the normal, basic human thing in this scenario, and go "hey, so this is a bit embaressing, but do you have any tips with your toilet? its not flushing and i did have to use it..."

talking solves a lotta issues, everyones adults, we're not here like "girls don't poop thats weird"

next time open the water tank and pull up the "seal" thingy manually, that way the water comes down with full force, or was it one of those toilets with the water tank near the ceiling?

This is the second best poop story I've heard The third one is someone pooping in the toilet tank for revenge

You literally have a pic of your cock on this Reddit account. If I were you, I'd not do that anymore after this scare.

Check back with us - did they actually send the noods? My guess is they didn't - if they do it helps law enforcement track them down.

Is this what they call BDE?

I’ve learned to flush beforehand to make sure Soviet style toilets flush for Chrissakes.

Run Forest!

”That log had a child.... Mmmmnnnggg.”

It feels like this was written for Borat or Jason Biggs or an early Tom Hanks to be cast in this little romcom

Ever look into BPD? When you used the term “feeling like I’d gone home”, it kind of rung that bell. People who have been through trauma often get stuck getting back into the cycles that hurt them in the first place, and will often times be drawn to people who can bring out the worst in them. Dating when we are older is tough, because these injuries don’t just go away, and it takes a lot of work to stay in a healthy place.

I figure this:

1. you’re self aware
2. lesson learned by doing
3. fear of rejection is real, therapy, echo chambers like Reddit or relating to friends for sure

everyone else can gtfo, lay off: she’s growing no need to clamp down on her

Roll for intimidation

Haha great attitude ! Good luck with that I hope it'll be fine

Call me Ishmael...

I kinda have a division with a toilet like that. There is a tactic... U make the turd a bed of paper, increasing the pressure area the water hits and usually it works l.

Thanks my dude! I’m sure you’re a great person!

I remember some time ago reading something like this which is why I’m not too concerned!

Fuck, I know this reference and I'm not proud of it.

Hahaha, true! I am amazed she crowdfunded the window repair

Check out r/scams this is fairly common usually they won’t go through the trouble of doing it.

I don't know you but I love your personality already! You must be a wonderful person. I myself am an easy going dude and you seem alike. I hope everything goes well! :)

Yeah some people do but I’ll see the day out and if nothings happens I’m pretty sure I’m clear!

That's so weird, people suck!

No clue. I just told them to post it. I wasn’t going to let them even get a sniff of insecurity from my side.