Wouldn't cause a reaction like that, much more likely to be food poisoning from the CFA. Or just all the oils, or any number of other things.

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It's like saying if you eat pop rocks and soda too close together your stomach will explode. Nothing bad actually happens, and it definitely won't rocket through your whole GI system and shoot out the other end. Much more likely you effectively dosed yourself with a laxative (the sweeteners in mints are almost all laxatives)

I think the real FU is not reassessing the relative importance of tennis practice in your life.

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If something forces you to use the toilet this violently you need to get things checked out. Ideally do an elimination diet first. This is not normal.

Artificial sweeteners in mints can set off bowels. But mostly the issue is not eating enough fiber and water regularly

Best of luck. But yeah... Figure out your problem

Chickenshit

At my old job, I had weekly conference calls with the executives. One of the executives asked a question about what we think about their decisions, it was strictly rhetorical and we were all supposed to stay on mute. One of the others at another location didn’t realize he wasn’t muted and blurted out “because you’re a dickhead who sucks the CEO’s dick” as an answer to the rhetorical question. Our conference calls would show who was talking and what location it was at. Never heard that guys fate

I am a little confused about that as well, I’m a guy but I didn’t make to regionals at 13 running a 18:50 5k

Oh this is fantastic satire - I mean no one in their right mind could be silly enough to think any of this was real and that anyone other than a scammer would act this way! Thanks for the laughs 😂

They won't test anything besides the urine in the cup. Toilet water is not tested. It is blue because it will discolor the specimen if the toilet water is added to the cup (so the urine can't be diluted from the toilet water). There was almost certainly a temperature strip on the cup, so they would have had you stay to collect another specimen if it was too cool (from adding water or bringing in urine from someone else). They are only testing for drugs, and running integrity tests to make sure it is human urine in the cup, and that nothing was added to it.

Aha! Just what somebody who's high would say!

Thank you.

You're not allowed to wash your hands because you could dilute the urine sample with water, causing a false negative result.

Lol no. I wasn’t high. I don’t smoke weed. I just vape

You're high right now, aren't you?

Why?

It would be easier to tell them you were on drugs

They look VERY similar to field and house mice honestly. Other than ear size and the tail there is little difference.

also most of this happened when i was 6-12ish

im only 15 my siblings are 16 and 18 and no my father left when i was 13 i lived in hell with him for many years and if your wondering i never told my mom i was very scared of my father but i dont talk to him anymore

How old are you? Does your father live with you? Are you close to moving out for college? Can you stay with your older siblings?

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Well yeah, obviously. Only teenagers think that 30 year olds have their life together. But at 24 she definitely should be on a path of understanding why she reacts the way she does around sex and how it might not be healthy. It didn’t really seem like she did and instead blamed others (as OP found).

I totally understand what you mean, but a minority of people are still children until they're almost 30. The whole "once you're 18, you're an adult" thing is bogus. No one is an "adult" by then.

Op said 15f, I could see a sophomore girl running that pace for a 5k

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