They should be making a TIFU thread

As long as it wasn't a 55 gallon drum you'll be fine.

If it was a 55 gallon drum, there may be questions.

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I think you didn't fuck up. I see friendly small talk. And plus it's a 7/11 they probably have a crackhead that shits I'm the bushes every day (at least ours does) so if you asking ahitblike that is weird to them, I think they are the weird ones.

Honestly, who hasn’t?

Perhaps. I don’t know them in great detail. I understand that. So maybe this triggered the situation.

I've had my license for around half a year at this point. A few of months ago I was driving from a ski resort with a couple of my friends. A car in front of me was driving annoyingly slow around 70km/h on a 100km/h road. I was tired and desided to overtake the car in front of us. I saw another car coming towards us but because it was dark I thought that it was way further back than it actually was. Once I was next to the car I was overtaking I noticed the oncoming being much closer. Once I had returned to my lane I was driving around 130-140km/h. There was still some distance between us and the oncoming car so it wasn't a close call by any means, but I still think about the recklessness of that move. Lesson learned.

But you got that train. You boss. Awesome 💛😁👍

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Your first fuck up was having furry porn to begin with lol

Imagine the professor opening it and getting flashed with furry porn

Even worse (or better) imagine he saves it 💀

I don’t get the joke but I have a feeling it’s very funny so I upvoted

Edit: I think i get the joke and I am giggling now lmao

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Hope he isn't studying to be a veterinarian

You didnt fuck up. They are definitely the assholes in this situation. Asking questions about someone and their spouse when you find out theyre married is completely normal. Im married (and gay) and as soon as people find out they ask how long we've been together etc. Those two are paranoid af for whatever reason and their attitudes need to change.

Lesbians

Isn't furry porn the same as beastiality?

Is overreacting and misinterpreting intentions something that women do more often?

My furry porn folder is called e621

They took your conversation as intrusive not flirty

I am a professor and get students uploading the wrong file constantly. No porn though, but an assignment for another class you name it. I get how this happens and it is easy to do. I just notify them they uploaded the wrong file and give them a day to get the right one up. I know it is not intentional (if it was, they would not have the assignment at hand to upload, but they always did). If porn got uploaded I would probably just do the same thing, just tell them they have the wrong file etc. If they were constantly uploading porn "by mistake" that would be different.

The OP who did this wrote it much better.

It is. Someone stole this for karma harvesting.

Plot twist, the professor actually liked the first "report"

Hilarious. Sounds like the shithead deserved it. Unfortunately you'll find that even when deserved, physical violence will always be frowned upon.