My theory is that Ashely is bi so Brittany has hang ups about it.

Yeah that's fucked up, it happened to me too when I asked one guy in a gay marriage how long his penis was compared to his partner and if they ever do dicksaber fights. People are so sensitive nowadays.

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Naw fuck that. Keep going or they win. Be juuust enough of a dick to get the point across but not 86'd.

Police are assholes, but they wouldn’t even bither talking to you if some idiot died answering your texts. Texting someone isn’t illegal.

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Just keep going back there. No big reason to stop. Just go in and buy your stuff and leave. If you stop going then they'll probably think you were actually hitting on Ashley.

Tell those bitches to drink a Slurpee because they need to cool down. It's not like you were asking if they scissor or something like that! You were just making small talk and asking harmless questions that I've asked complete strangers if it was on topic.

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>As if that wasn't bad enough, things took an even darker turn when the police got involved. They found our text conversation and the photos I had sent him, and suddenly I was a suspect in his death. They thought that maybe I had been the one distracting him with the photos, or worse, that I had somehow caused the accident myself.

What country or planet was this on?

Better not go back, something weird might end up in his lunch... Since they created the mess in their head

First: it's losing.

Two: if you're crying for any amount of time over not being a Reddit mod, you need to seriously consider limiting your internet time.

Smoke doesn't set off sprinklers.

That's just not something that happens.

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Yeah I don't buy this.

I won't message people that I know are driving for this reason. Probably unrelated to the death, but hopefully they can know the exact time frame due to the phones gps.

Don't alter your daily routine. You did nothing wrong. Shop as you desire, you dont need to be friends with them if they do not reciprocate the feeling

>“One day her and her wife want kids”.

you big flirt. 😉

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but seriously. they both blew this way out of proportion. those are normal questions lots of people ask when they're having normal conversations. it's not like you asked any seriously serious personal questions. this is just two people having a chat.

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We just call that the popcorn alarm.

2 overly emotional, paranoid butch crotchety lesbians. You did nothing wrong. Don’t lose even 1 minute’s sleep over them.

Again another situation caused entirely by a) a woman summoning up a big problem from thin air at the drop of a hat followed by b) going and blabbing the entire story to another person further escalating the situation.

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These women are uncomfortable with there situation, I think the first one was trying to make the second one jealous. You were a victim of they're relationship issues that had nothing to do with you. They were definitely in the wrong, your questions were not flirty in any way.

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True that. They'll be divorced in six months.