Recent comments in /f/tifu
SirRolfofSpork t1_jdnmhrx wrote
Reply to comment by thicccchanka in TIFU trying to make candied oranges by MelonLord2
Yep, having had to clean out caramel remnants, I can testify to the miracle of boiling water. Also, you can fill the pot and let it simmer for a few minutes, a few cycles of that usually gets out the worst of burnt sugar.
Specialist-Farm-931 t1_jdnluh6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going through my boyfriends phone by [deleted]
Lmao people have boundaries and clearly comments on this post can't understand that. I wouldn't like it either if my partner is doing that. But nooo reddit doesn't care because well it's reddit🤣🤣
ThadisJones t1_jdni369 wrote
Reply to comment by VoidCoelacanth in TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
OK, we'll say "an amount that's lower than the industry standard for the very technical things that I do, but sufficiently adequate for my lifestyle"
MelonLord2 OP t1_jdni1yi wrote
Reply to comment by thicccchanka in TIFU trying to make candied oranges by MelonLord2
Thank you, I'll try that
M0t0rbreath t1_jdnga8y wrote
Reply to comment by RattleNoggin in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
Ok...that's enough. Now cut it out
thicccchanka t1_jdng6qj wrote
Reply to TIFU trying to make candied oranges by MelonLord2
Fill the pot with water, boil, repeat a few times, that should clear up most of it, then add soap and hot water and let it soak for a few hours.
If that doesn't work them your pot is probably fucked, sorry for your loss.
[deleted] OP t1_jdndvsb wrote
Reply to comment by cybercount in TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
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VoidCoelacanth t1_jdndpsz wrote
Reply to comment by ThadisJones in TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
>my employer pays me a lot of money
You ahh, you must not be in the US, then? 🤣
VoidCoelacanth t1_jdndh9r wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
Now, he's both.
RattleNoggin t1_jdnc53k wrote
Reply to comment by Big_Man_Ran in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
Similarly to how you shouldn’t run with scissors, you should never scissor with the runs.
cybercount t1_jdnb49n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
And speaking for myself, he is ok. The rest is in your head. ;)
xx123gamerxx t1_jdn9734 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being drunk by Caleb_Gangte
It was pretty funny
nomorelawyers t1_jdn96si wrote
Reply to TIFU by waxing my underarm at home by Ok-Train-4244
Been here, least painful/ most effective one I've found is sugar wax
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Reply to TIFU by losing my temper at school by Madeline2535
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dan_144 t1_jdn64b5 wrote
Reply to comment by TinsellyAxis69 in TIFU by kissing my best friend by TinsellyAxis69
Also, don't get back together with an ex. The next time you break up it's going to hurt the exact same way with the additional pain of knowing you should've seen this coming and feeling foolish for trying.
dan_144 t1_jdn5odn wrote
Reply to TIFU and someone tried to extort me by [deleted]
Guys, if a woman online ever hits you up unprompted for sexy stuff, no she didn't. It's a scam and it's always gonna be a scam.
shesavillain t1_jdn4l92 wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
Man, what a plot twist. I’m over here laughing until I read you’re both in relationships! And no, don’t end up alone with him to “talk” about it.
dantodd t1_jdn3290 wrote
Reply to comment by throwawayrtwconcerns in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
Allowed? Yes. Is it rude? Yes.
IrisRowan t1_jdmzyuh wrote
Reply to TIFU by waxing my underarm at home by Ok-Train-4244
Just a note for the future:
In general, humans have an inherit instinct to do no harm to themselves. Therefore, it's harder to wax an erogenous zone such as the armpit. To curb this, and also avoid bruising I suggest to
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Wash the armpit clean and pat dry.
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Get baby powder/corn starch and dabble some on a square piece of fabric (maybe a shirt you don't use anymore or a rag that isn't texturized) and use that to rub over the skin. This helps to remove moisture from the skin and helps the wax grip the hair follicles better.
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Cut the waxy strip in half and wax the top part of one armpit first, making sure to go against the way your hair is growing (if after you lift your armpit and looks like it's growing upwards then wax downwards) Al then immediately press a hand firmly over where you just waxed. This applied pressure helps relieve the sting, prevent bruising and help the skin become less sensitive. >Side note: if you have someone to stretch your underarm skin above your armpit, this helps too.<
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Alternate between armpits, doing only the top part of one armpit and moving to the other armpit to wax. This way you give your armpits time to relax and cool down, while also not having to deal with the wax strip sticking to either part of your armpit as the wax melts into and/or around your armpit hair.
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Don't forget to re-powder when needed
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After this, simply use the oil given in the boxed wax strips (or baby oil) to remove excess wax. Then grab a rag and dose it in ice water, wring till it's damp (or use a cold compress) and press it to your armpit to relieve pain and to reduce swelling/bruises. After 5-10 minutes of applying cold compresses, you can stop and go about your day.
It's easier to be waxed by an Esthetician, as they learn how to prevent bruising when waxing and you can walk out the door without having to go the extra mile, as they apply pressure and powder while you lay back and (try to) relax. But, when you're at home waxing, doing the things I've listed does help!
itsjustmefortoday t1_jdmzuez wrote
Reply to comment by Mimikim1234 in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
Yeah, that would be the normal reaction. But some people are strange.
Mimikim1234 t1_jdmyxby wrote
Reply to comment by itsjustmefortoday in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
I’ve asked tons of people that, and no one said anything about sex lol.
Usually it’s just “it was great!”
Mimikim1234 t1_jdmymv9 wrote
Reply to comment by b4dt0ny in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
It sounds like they lose customers based on who they like. I would just go to another 7-11, than deal with weird aggressive behavior for questions that aren’t out of line.
On the petty side, I would be tempted to tell them I found another 7-11, and I’m sad I wont see them anymore, since they brightened up my day.
“The other one I go to now is owned by an engaged lesbian couple! I’m going on their honeymoon with them, and planning their baby shower! I’ll miss you two!”
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdmxs7w wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing one of my direct reports by [deleted]
He’s a direct report, not an erect report
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdmxji0 wrote
Reply to TIFU when I (22m) had sex with a girl (25) who was writing a paper about penises by TheBlueInBlueBalls
> Black was 8 inches and up
Oh, I get it, because black dudes have the biggest penises
HauntingAd990 OP t1_jdnmplk wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by not knowing how age regression works and assuming the little had feeling for their caretaker by HauntingAd990
im not sure about that, i know its real. i just dont understand it all fully yet