if your pot is non-stick coated this will destroy the coating and can create a situation where you don't use the pot moving forward for fear of the teflon coating coming off into your food.

Pro tip: in general, in the 21st century, especially in 2023, married or not, regardless of sexual orientation, no matter the degree of relationship, well meaning or prurient, no matter if your fiancee/mom/pastor/politician/society/culture thinks it's normal, it is NOT okay to ask any woman about their child planning. It is not a cute, relatable, smug marrieds question; you are essentially asking her about her ovulatory phase and insemination planning and in doing so, reducing her entire self to a womb. It is an intrusive and sexist line of questioning. A woman's reproductive cycle is no one's effing business other than her own. The public can stay the **** out of her uterus. Delete this question from your idle chitchat repetoire. End PSA.

Give her one wrapped in plastic and make a joke about "Yeah I figured after last time I'd take better precautions"

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Its really not a big deal. Who knows she could have got a shitty text from someone and was immediately distracted and didn't even notice the candy..

If she did yeah your best bet is to joke and move on. You can make it a thing. Hey want another soggy candy? Lol.

Seems like my only option haha.

"And this is our state of the art safety shower 😅"

It's kinda what makes it funny tho

Next time hand her a bag of candies and make a joke that they aren't sweaty and you owe her this much for last time.

You scolded her? She was showing you bruises, not her chest. And you somehow forgot this for an entire week?

I don't buy it. You knew you were leaving, and you didn't want to deal with the investigation. You didn't just fail her, you're a monster only slightly better than the man who attacked her.

Hey, be sure that the molten sugar isn’t eating through your trash bag/can

Tbh, I think it’s kind of cringe that you do this.

I mean he didn't detained me he just said "excuse me sir you can't run here be patient"

So you admit you're the asshole? You don't have to be

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'Muricans simply do not worry about these trivial details /s

I don't know why you're still married to each other.

I’m not sure why people still trust a cheater in a relationship but whatever.

The second part of the story is not very clear. In any case, it feels like you guys need therapy to save your marriage at this point.

Can security detain you for running? I don’t think stop running is a lawful order if you haven’t committed a crime. Running itself would have to be a crime. Not like you’re gonna win anything by not listening to them but I think they were power tripping. Sounds like they were protecting the airport from a slip and fall lawsuit rather than protecting you or anyone else there. Anyways congrats on making it home!

Unless this is all consensual kink I may suggest you two split up or seriously reevaluate your relationship. Seems like monogamy may not be your thing.

“Nobody calls me that.”

How come you just forgot about the kid who told you about being attacked by another teacher? I would be thinking about it all the time probably

Holy shit. That girl will not be able to trust a teacher again

Shave from next time onwards.

Hyperpigmentation? How?