Where did this happen because I live in a European country and most people I know discuss penis length in inches?

I'm just here for the bloodbath of OP getting torn apart in the comments

Yes of course I am getting out of it. That’s what has been making me realize so much and causing me to spiral because i literally feel so stupid for what i’ve done

Are you sure it was your choice? His controlling attitude is only going to get worse. You don't have many girl friends because he is working hard to he your everthing to control every aspect of your life.

It’s called post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation. Basically waxing can traumatize the skin (especially if not done correctly) and the skin reacts by basically changing color. It’s like when you pick at a pimple and it leaves a red mark on your skin even after the pimple itself has healed.

So, let me clear things out: after all of this and your realisation of an abusive situationship you're still with the dude? Because if so, I'd get out of there pretty fast.

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Wow.

Lemme get a bday gift for the bitch who's toyed with my emotions for the better part of a decade 🤡

It wasn't your alter ego, it was our soul.

This is the shit that happens when we have sex with people we don’t know. Hopefully you used protection. You wouldn’t have caring but at lest you’d be safe.

Lesson #1 Don’t get drunk as shit and hang around idiots who get drunk as shit. How old are you?!? This wouldn’t have happened without you being drunk as shit. Lesson #2 Look after your ears.

Why do you give a single fuck about what Mia wants at this point?

Ok

You’re still into Mia. It’s written all over this.

Ok

Here's a thought. Cut out the candy entirely

Mia seems toxic. Cut her out for your own health and happiness.

What a sad life you live where you can't share candy with your friends. I always have candy on me because my sugar drops after working out, she was with me one time while I was having one and I offered her one out of politeness, she started asking for it on her own and it became a thing.

At least they know the equipment works

Yes, I've sent an email last night! I don't want to get my hopes up as they seemed to be very clear with the deadline, but right now, I just can't think about anything else...thank you for your words though, it helps!

Who in the world gives candy to a girl, in the real world?

Yes, it is a stupid game you play in the gym, either before or after workouts!

Lesson learned: Drinking makes you an asshole do either do less of it, or if you can’t do less of it then don’t do it. Also, she was not the girl for you.

I just saw that video. I m watching it on loop.

For sure, then hopefully it’ll become a memory that you can both look back at an laugh at. Keep your head up.