Recent comments in /f/tifu
yes_its_him t1_jdreafr wrote
Reply to comment by dogsnest in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
Or a school that could at least pay more than one faculty member.
NotSoMuch_IntoThis OP t1_jdrbsjd wrote
Reply to comment by jmarmolejo in TIFU by offering a sweat-covered candy to a girl. by NotSoMuch_IntoThis
I'll try that, thank you.
jmarmolejo t1_jdrbp6u wrote
Reply to comment by NotSoMuch_IntoThis in TIFU by offering a sweat-covered candy to a girl. by NotSoMuch_IntoThis
How about switching to celery or carrots it would be a much better choice for your sugar drop!
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dogsnest t1_jdrayyt wrote
Reply to comment by yes_its_him in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
Yes!
A school with a million students is much, much better!
Dabbles-In-Irony t1_jdr8u8l wrote
Reply to comment by BigLeo69420 in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
Really, which country? It’s always interesting the things you don’t think would be different in different countries.
webkinzgirl06 t1_jdr8dhl wrote
Reply to comment by I_D56 in TIFU by not cutting off my girl friend and standing up to her. My girlfriend is mad by [deleted]
And then go stay at her place for a whole weekend? And hide it from the new gf 🙃🙃
opschief0299 t1_jdr83e9 wrote
###r/unintentionalclevelandsteamer
Love4KittyButtholes t1_jdr7b3p wrote
Reply to comment by Totally-NotAMurderer in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
No no this is a unit conversion issue lol
Holiday_Figure_6041 OP t1_jdr6ygl wrote
Reply to comment by A-Dolahans-hat in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
He said he parks there everyday.
A-Dolahans-hat t1_jdr6rf9 wrote
Reply to comment by thejigisup88 in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
I don’t normally jump on the “leave them” train but yeah, this time it sounds right. You did the right thing to try and keep her safe. From what you wrote all you did was step between then with your arms out to keep them apart. You didn’t push or hit anyone either. So you would have no reason to go to jail. Even R and T aren’t going to jail, maybe pay a fine if it had gotten worse.
But yeah you might want to be looking for a new GF, if she berates you for keeping her safe and her first reaction is to text an Ex for help. She’s not over him and will leave you once she can get back with him.
What is a T parking space?
BigLeo69420 t1_jdr6llb wrote
Reply to comment by Dabbles-In-Irony in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
Where i live everyone uses centimeters
Outrageous-Stay6075 t1_jdr6jz4 wrote
Reply to comment by newgrounds in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
This is the way OP.
swimmingbirb t1_jdr5v8n wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to impress senior managers and accidentally going under a safety shower and getting soaked by WinOk2110
Wear a shower cap to work.
Totally-NotAMurderer OP t1_jdr5u71 wrote
Reply to comment by kittyminey in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
It wasnt even a lot of thought
newgrounds t1_jdr5oir wrote
Poop on her, then go to the gym and punch the bf. Simple.
kittyminey t1_jdr5lia wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
You're definitely overthinking this.
PigeonOnDrugs t1_jdr5hbt wrote
Reply to comment by Electronic_Memory_37 in TIFU by choosing my abusive situationship over one of my only girl friends and I can’t stop beating myself up for it by [deleted]
Shit happens, it doesn't matter how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up that matters.
Get out of the relationship and see that slowly but surely, while working on it, things will get better.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jdr5ck0 wrote
Reply to TIFU with Lemon Pound Cake by destrucciondelicada
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RabidJoint t1_jdr5bt0 wrote
No age mentioned due to privacy: bro, yours on the internet, with a made up name, spilling the age of everyone else involved…lol kids
Totally-NotAMurderer OP t1_jdr558j wrote
Reply to comment by Dabbles-In-Irony in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
France. Its not something i discuss often so i dont know what they usually use. Its possible i just actually was too small then lmao.
skys28 t1_jdr4wdy wrote
Reply to comment by thejigisup88 in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
Fax
thejigisup88 t1_jdr4u6r wrote
Time to find a new gf.
Electronic_Memory_37 t1_jdr4hl8 wrote
Reply to comment by majesticjules in TIFU by choosing my abusive situationship over one of my only girl friends and I can’t stop beating myself up for it by [deleted]
I don’t think it was really my choice but at the end of the day i feel like i have to acknowledge the fact that i messed up by giving into what he wanted, i had free will and i was scared to use it. I’m realizing a lot of this, I don’t need a man in my life, i need love and happiness and friends but realizing i lost one of my good friends because of how stupid i was is horrible to think about
rexchriss t1_jdreir3 wrote
Reply to comment by webkinzgirl06 in TIFU by not cutting off my girl friend and standing up to her. My girlfriend is mad by [deleted]
I didn’t hide it