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OkVolume1 t1_jdszm97 wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
You've went this far. May as well try to smash the monster.
It may be as close as you'll get.
Monsters need loving, too.
Professional-Ad3874 t1_jdsxspg wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
My guess is he won't mention it and neither should you...but I guess it could go any direction. Good Luck!
DarkAthena t1_jdsxft3 wrote
Reply to comment by 420pharm in TIFU by putting chocolate right in my husband’s line of sight by 420pharm
XD
420pharm OP t1_jdsxay9 wrote
Reply to comment by DarkAthena in TIFU by putting chocolate right in my husband’s line of sight by 420pharm
It’s okay, I still love him and his munchie cravings
DarkAthena t1_jdswufg wrote
TL;DR: You husband ate the chocolate because you didn’t tell him what they were for and he has no self-control.
Level-Potential9182 t1_jdsvd9q wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Oof hopefully he doesn't bring it up, just dust under the rug and life should be fine.
But i vibe very heavily with the awkward professional phase of an early career, where everything at work just seems super professional and you're not really 'friends' with work people. Do people ever become friends with their coworkers? Sorry, not very related to this post, just curious
sonlearn5 t1_jdsuok8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
looks like you got a surprise there, buddy. Maybe next time don't assume someone's character based on their appearance. Who knows, maybe Millie was sick of being a damsel in distress and wanted to smash some heads instead of having hers saved all the time. Plus, who says you can't flirt with a half-orc? Maybe he's got a soft spot for human fighters with a charming smile. But hey, at least now you know not to judge a book by its cover... or a DND character by their player's looks.
destroymylonely t1_jdsu8sq wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
lmaoo if u wanted to get creative it could probably still work out for u
trevizore t1_jdstsxp wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
you should try to romance grognar anyway.
AllanfromWales1 t1_jdstet2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
What a monster.
pirouette_galipette OP t1_jdsqu4x wrote
Reply to comment by hategirlxo in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
I thought about this too last night, as I helplessly watched the loading screen, at one point I asked myself if it was a sign that it just wasn't the right time for me ! I do feel like a year of maturing and learning things by myself wouldn't hurt, but I suppose eitherway I'll have the final answer tomorrow morning...thank you for your words, they really really help!💓
[deleted] OP t1_jdslw17 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not cutting off my girl friend and standing up to her. My girlfriend is mad by [deleted]
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Tautochrone1 t1_jdslrlv wrote
Reply to comment by umassmza in TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Dont say "it won't happen again" if the boss actually cut you off. Say "if I had realized it was you i would not have flipped you off" and leave it at that. Boss is still in the wrong about cutting him off.
Loko8765 t1_jdsl0xp wrote
Reply to comment by umassmza in TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Well, you do that if you are dead certain you were recognized. And if you are dead certain the boss will not prefer to ignore it.
alexx910 t1_jdsjfwo wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Looking forward to the update tomorrow 😂
umassmza t1_jdsjevj wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Own it, go right in and say, “Look, I was the guy you cut off this weekend at /location. My adrenaline shot right up and I didn’t realize it was you. It won’t happen again.”
If he says something about not cutting you off, just say you want to move on and forget it happened.
BigPaul20 OP t1_jdsizxq wrote
Reply to comment by Muteent2 in TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
I'll keep everyone posted probably gonna go in tomorrow just to get it over with.
OkVolume1 t1_jdsix0u wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Eh, your boss needs to learn the rules of the road.
Muteent2 t1_jdsipdm wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
I pray I see an update tomorrow because this is sitcom level comedy/learning a lesson to be kinder 🤣🤣
JimmiRustle t1_jdsf197 wrote
> Middle of playing a match of valorant, it hit me. I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and then my entire body started heating up fast, followed by pins and needles all over as well. Then came confusion and panic. Also, my heart rate was going everywhere. I thought I was dying.
Oh yeah Valorant tends have that effect on people.
alman53 t1_jdse91t wrote
Reply to comment by pirouette_galipette in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
Do you have any proof your internet went down, perhaps you can get your service provider to send you an email confirming that the internet was down at that time?
OkVolume1 t1_jdse90p wrote
Reply to comment by thejigisup88 in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
And pair of underwear...
And pants...
And socks...
pauliewotsit t1_jdsbeif wrote
Reply to comment by mistakemaker5000 in TIFU by accidentally smoking graphite by mistakemaker5000
You need to smoke more then lol
BigLeo69420 t1_jds8z0y wrote
Reply to comment by Dabbles-In-Irony in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
Portugal
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Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
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