Recent comments in /f/tifu
iamamuttonhead t1_jdtmtkh wrote
Man, you got rolled. Your only out is to go to the Police.
AvocadoMinute5954 t1_jdtmqwc wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Farm-931 in TIFU by going through my boyfriends phone by [deleted]
Thats because its an immature boundary,only confirmed by their immature way of handling things and going through someones personal information. This persons mind age stayed at freshman level.
Darrone t1_jdtls98 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
6 from where? Are we following the curve, or net total distance? First we need to standardize the measurement process...
Criaturah t1_jdtlhsc wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
This is like all those linkedin stories 😂😂 omg
GOLDANDAPPELINC t1_jdtjts1 wrote
Reply to TIFU with Lemon Pound Cake by destrucciondelicada
I never would've known that song and video existed, or have access to any identifying details about those cops, if they hadn't gotten all butthurt and sued the man. Textbook Streisand Effect. They should be the ones writing a TIFU post here.
CMDRissue t1_jdtizno wrote
Reply to comment by DarkAthena in TIFU by putting chocolate right in my husband’s line of sight by 420pharm
If there were chocolates in my cupboard and I hadn't been told not to eat them I would consider them fair game
tccoastguard t1_jdtg6jd wrote
Reply to comment by HurrySad4253 in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Dallas. That is a "fine" establishment right there.
420pharm OP t1_jdtebf5 wrote
Reply to comment by OperahouseGuner in TIFU by putting chocolate right in my husband’s line of sight by 420pharm
This is the way
redditisrtunbyidiots t1_jdte949 wrote
Reply to comment by HurrySad4253 in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Call the police.
InflamedLiver t1_jdtdw1l wrote
Reply to comment by L31FY in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
I’d say at least get a police report and then report it to your bank as fraud because they will ask you if you reported it to the police
XBakaTacoX t1_jdtdix9 wrote
Reply to comment by trevizore in TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
Yeah, exactly. If they really want to, go for it.
Millie might get the hint, may work out well.
Alternatively, just as she's playing a big manly orc character, OP could play a pretty female character and go for Grognar that way.
The thing is, OP has given up, and it almost seems like he's given up on Millie because of this hilarious DnD moment.
I say continue to try, both in real life and in the game. I don't see a reason why not!
swissarmychainsaw t1_jdtc4ew wrote
Reply to comment by HurrySad4253 in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
this is why they picked you, dude.
Chanceawrapper t1_jdtbm2f wrote
All the people saying go straight to the police are totally insane. Never admit buying drugs to the police, especially in Texas. If you want to involve the police, go through a lawyer and have them guide you on how to approach this. But realistically you are not getting that money back.
Lurcher99 t1_jdtaosp wrote
Club on 35 just north of downtown? Would not be surprised...
BangBangMeatMachine t1_jdta6fm wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Nothing to do now but switch cars with a friend for a couple weeks until this blows over. Maybe just sell your car and get a different one just to be safe.
Kindly-Tangerine-327 t1_jdta13q wrote
Reply to comment by L31FY in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
OP should be talking to a lawyer first. You don't go to the police when you've done something potentially incriminating until you talk to a lawyer.
Kindly-Tangerine-327 t1_jdt9x8j wrote
Yeah, don't go to the police. Get a lawyer. The lawyer will tell the police what will be best for your situation. You will tell the police everything. That is not the same thing. The lawyer will tell you whether you should involve the police at all. But do not go straight to the police.
HurrySad4253 OP t1_jdt9op9 wrote
Reply to comment by NDALLASFORTY in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
I'm not 100% (I'm not super familiar with Dallas) but my CC statement shows SR Dallas, but then they took us to Bucks Wild. I can't exactly remember the reason they took us there, but I've never had anyone take me to another location so I can only imagine it was because it was credit card time for them.
jwbrkr21 t1_jdt8psc wrote
Did your parents send you pics of their junk?
CMDRissue t1_jdt8p1e wrote
The drugs you were given were probably date rape drugs and you were agreeing to everything. Report that shit.
NDALLASFORTY t1_jdt85d7 wrote
Was it The Men's Club, The Lodge, Babydolls, Caligula, or The Clubhouse?
Shaggy_The_Owl t1_jdt7uvb wrote
Reply to comment by trevizore in TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
100% this
WifeofBath1984 t1_jdt7ehy wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
You gotta update us after you go to work.
Botboy141 t1_jdt7btn wrote
Reply to comment by Level-Potential9182 in TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
> Do people ever become friends with their coworkers? Sorry, not very related to this post, just curious
Yes, but not as common as it used to be. Also very role/job dependent.
DrPopNFresh t1_jdtnng8 wrote
Reply to TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
You tell them when they pull that you arnt paying and they can explain they tried to charge two drunk customers 10k for cocaine at their establishment. Easy as fuck call their bluff.