He choose his basketball poorly

Lol chumps

>march madness bracket busted first

Can someone explain what this means? I know the individual words, but I don't get what their combination is supposed to mean

Is that all? kids.

Local strip clubs were distributing drugs and extorting customers like this. Police and DEA descended on them like the wrath of God. The guys running the clubs got decades in prison.

Talk to your bank about disputing the charges, explain that you were drugged and extorted. You'll need a lawyer to limit your exposure, but you'll need to involve law enforcement. Police and DEA will fuck them up.

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Yeah and a LOT of those places are run by H.A. You do NOT want to mess with them!

I suggest getting a drug test asap. It sounds like they drugged you with the intention of driving you blind. That's not legal and they should be arrested

Or very privileged.

All that money gone and not even any blowjobs or anything. Wtf

Yea, no. That's extortion on a "career-making bust" level.. If the cops laughed, call the fucking FBI. They'd eat that case up.

Hi there, I just wanted you to know that there's a special place in hell reserved just for you :)

What happens on the road stays on road

Quick, sell the car and then tell the story at work about how weird it was that the guy that bought your car could have been a brother. Just never be seen in that car again.

Sea salt caramels 😍 I can’t say I’ve ever had ones with pink sea salt but those sound extra fancy!

Cuz ya got high Cuz ya got hiiiiiiigh! Da da dut dut da dee da daaaa!

Um,….. it’s CHOCOLATE… in his pantry. Maybe it was dark chocolate with caramel and a touch of pink sea salt. Please : don’t be hatin’!

; )

Agape 💕

yes definitely admit you took illegal drugs. not

Yeah these people must not be from Texas. They will bust the drug dealer, hold OP's money as evidence, and jail his ass for possession.

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Wait, people have friends?

Watch the movie Hustlers; this was their entire game. They get popped in the end so maybe there’s advice, but get a lawyer.

This, ask them for an itemized receipt as well.

Won't do any good. The club donates to the cops. And / or the girls service them.

A guy I know got hit for 44k at a club in New Orleans. The last thing he says he remembers when they took him in the back room was a Tony Montana mound of coke on a table.

Cops literally laughed at him when he called.

He has no self control? Can't he ask? How did he eat chocolates for a whole class by himself?