Who wants a friend that does not have your back? I do not blame your friend for realizing that and cutting ties with you.

Consult a lawyer.

Well. Won’t do that again will you?

Yeahhhhhh...

Exactly. All you need to do is nothing. You didn't submit a false return. You've done nothing wrong. Let her do whatever she pleases. The bummer is that she'll likely get away with it. The IRS is unlikely to audit her.

You have broken the bro code. Your homie was well suited for the position and you knowingly screwed him over. Honestly you're a terrible "friend"

U should have voted on your friend my guy, how could u call yourself a friend and not believe in him. Even if the other might be better its your friend and u dont just not support your friend. Was a dick move on your part and u kinda got what u deserved.

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Worse; hairless assholes.

It’s not a crime to take or buy drugs, but definitely is to sell them

man the more details you share the more fucked up this comes across.

Like some mentioned, I figure they may have given you GHB.It is scary how the whole thing seems so set-up and planned out.

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Hope you got it in you to go for the (hopefully) easily doable next steps people mentioned. See how it goes from there.

Bloodwork (wouldn't you want to know what it was, even if it doesn't go anywhere?), see if you can read up some more, and if possible at least have a consultation with legal representation.

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I always get overwhelmed (and frequently) fuck up on things like this.

Don't beat yourself up. Throw out any self blame, it doesn't help.

The situation is at it's worst right now. You can't change that.

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Every little thing you manage to do only helps your case.

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You were in a situation where you were taken advantage of and harmed by people that intentionally made sure you were vulnerable.

Clear your head, look at it objectively.

You were the victim. But you don't have to feel that way.

Sober, capable, you can do things about this.

These answers Crack me up. Here's the thing, you aren't going to sign her tax form as a paid preparer (unless you are a fucking idiot). There's nothing the IRS even cares to do to you. She is responsible for her taxes and the IRs will address the issue with her.

My advice is to let her do her own taxes. I expect they are simple enough. Should she somehow get you involved and the IRS contacts you just be completely honest. Heck, you can even refer them to this post.

One last thing with respect that her comment that her "work knows more than you do". That is most likely true AND THAT IS WHY THEY INCLUDED THE BONUS AS TAXABLE INCOME ON HER W2.

H.A.? Hitmen and assassins?

Delete what you have done and make her do it all herself.

Yeah, but also.

This is very fucked up. These dodgy ass places count on the fact that they, and you, are dealing in illicit stuff to take advantage of you.

Probably counting on a mix of your embarrassment, and strong arm tactics, and it's straight up robbery.

I feel for you man. You went out for a night on the town, you didn't deserve to be robbed.

But she wants you to force your kisses on her when she's pulling away? I don't think she hates non-consent as much as she claims.

Seriously, just tell her what you are and aren't willing to do. Just because she wants you to do something sexual or whatever, doesn't mean you have to do it. Especially if you don't like it or it makes you uncomfortable. If that's not okay for her, then maybe you two aren't compatible.

Look, from what you're saying, online system yes? If so, then system saves what you did, then separately when she continues, saves what she did. separate IP addresses, changes would be tracked and assigned to the individual IP address.

If she gets audited, they can see what was done on your computer, compared to hers. Do yourself a favour, check your IP address (just google it on your computer) and then go and write a statutory declaration that says exactly what you assisted with on your computer. State that she stated you're wrong on the bonus needing to be declared and took over doing it herself at that point.

If it's not an online system like that, then do what others are suggesting.

But if it is, it's not nearly as complex to prove, because if they approach you about the information being incorrect, you can then show your IP address and stat Dec, they can check it and verify what you're saying, meaning you'd be all clear unless she fights it with her own stat Dec. If you think she may do this, then back it up with recordings.

Do you remember everything?

If I ever pay $15k to a strip-club (spoiler: I won't), I hope I get much more than 3-4 hours of titty slaps. And I'd make sure the girls get a significant percentage of it.

Did you sign the form as a paid preparer? If not, that is on her.

If you're in a one party consent state, record every conversation you have with her, and try to get her to state her intentions herself.

Deny the charges with your credit card company!

Talk to a lawyer (that you pay) rather than anyone on reddit. I'm not suggesting taking any action after talking to a lawyer, just get a professional consultation and go from there.

Send this explanation to the IRS. If she does commit tax fraud you will have covered yourself and protected your future.

Came here to say this. This is some nonsense

I've seen this story before from a different account