Huh. How did she find stuff on your phone after she walked out in you?

Don’t quit your day job.

You are the asshole. “Dealing with a lot more than I bargained for” “stop whining” bruh you decided to date a 19y when you were 24. ALSO when you date someone seriously and you love them, there’s no “more than I bargained for” there’s just loving them and helping them through their stuff.

If she were actively being an ass about it then yea you don’t have to deal with it so her jealousy towards your family is not great, but other than that she has been through so many unspeakable things that you should be helping her through. If you don’t want to do that then leave, she deserves someone who won’t tell her to get over it. And if you don’t want to deal with it then leave rather than inflicting more trauma on her.

> How she likes .. Ect.

Electroconvulsive therapy? That's pretty extreme. Sounds like my sort of gal.

(I hope that's what you meant and not just a misspelt 'etc' meaning 'and so on')

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Nah, I've smoked quite alot in my life. This was just regular bud from the medical dispo. I've had moon rocks before, which bottomed out my blood sugar, and I became dizzy and nearly passed out. I used to take dabs and use a dab pen as well. Nothing like this has ever happened before. Specifically the overheating and pins n needles.

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Then what could have caused it? Could my stuff have been laced?

The real support comes from boxer briefs...not boxers. Also, his eyes are up here...

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I’ve also never been offended by a visible cameltoe but that is just me. We all have genitali OP, maybe ask yourself why it is you find this so offensive, and why you let it take up so much of your mental space

Telling someone what to wear is pretty insulting. Imagine someone telling you what kind of underwear or clothes to wear because they don’t like the look of it and imagine how you’d feel.

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Wow, what a 100% made up story. Cool.

OP, if the dudes got a hog let him advertise, and stop staring at other peoples junk. You should be looking at the teacher anyways, it’s not like this guy is up there giving lectures fully bricked up

If you had a funny story to tell, would you keep to yourself? Unless you're all a part of a friend's group, she may keep it from embarrassing you. No offense my guy, but you told her you were good, when you weren't. She did try to help you out.

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100% agree, as a lifelong resident that is finally getting the fuck out of Dallas and Texas in a few months.

Agreed, he did indeed fuck up.

But maybe iamtheasshole would him understand exactly how.

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Yes, getting a STD on top of being robbed and drugged with God knows what likely would've made it worth it.

....wait what?

Why are you spending your whole class staring at this guy's junk?

Yeah, fuck that shit.

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