Recent comments in /f/tifu
Conscious_Cod502 t1_jdw3cdu wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Don't worry brother, you still lasted longer than me...
YogurtclosetActual75 t1_jdw2rt7 wrote
Reply to comment by other_usernames_gone in TIFU By offering to do my ex's taxes for her by Greninja7872
Sorry, wrong post. I'm following 2 different tax related posts. Oops
pirouette_galipette OP t1_jdw2ni6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
I could give you a million reasons (lack of confidence in my work, trying to polish it until the last minute) and the conclusion would be the same: yes, it was dumb and unreasonable. People make mistakes, that's what this subreddit is about ! I learned my lesson the hard way, and I won't do it again...
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PickleCreative5808 t1_jdw25zc wrote
Reply to TIFU by not cutting off my girl friend and standing up to her. My girlfriend is mad by [deleted]
I know Mia’s important to you, but you don’t owe her anything. She’s mistreated you to the point where you’re better off not even being friends. Friends shouldn’t be jealous of girlfriends; sounds like she’s just being territorial for selfish reasons. Do what’s best for yourself and cut her off.
other_usernames_gone t1_jdw1y4e wrote
Reply to comment by YogurtclosetActual75 in TIFU By offering to do my ex's taxes for her by Greninja7872
But he doesn't owe anything. He'd still do his taxes correctly. It's just he can pass the tip on to the IRS that his ex has committed tax fraud
[deleted] OP t1_jdw1vmx wrote
Reply to comment by WiggyDaulby in TIFU by recommending a guy wear boxers by [deleted]
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hsiale t1_jdw1gtn wrote
Reply to TIFU by recommending a guy wear boxers by [deleted]
>we don’t have dress codes
And that is your problem. Campaign to have a dress code, if you succeed, he will have to comply, if you fail, case closed and you have to shut up and live with it.
[deleted] OP t1_jdw1fkg wrote
Reply to comment by Gonzostewie in TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
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WiggyDaulby t1_jdw0esf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by recommending a guy wear boxers by [deleted]
I’m not reading other comments I’m reading yours and mine.
You said he’s constantly throwing insults at girls and teachers, that doesn’t state that it’s sexism or implies as such. Insults towards girls/women aren’t automatically sexist, they can just be mean statements.
Cherry picking ambiguous statements you’ve made and then accusing someone of condoning sexism when you don’t explain details of your statements is just immature and as insulting as telling someone how to dress imo.
Learn the definitions, you’ll have a better understanding of the waffle you’re chatting right now.
propanenightmare69 t1_jdw08q2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
A real chad never backs down. Go get that grognarussy.
DrSmurfalicious t1_jdw01cf wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Did her breasts feel like bags of sand?
Frosty-Audience-2257 t1_jdvzv6r wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Literally read this story 3 times...If you want to farm karma how about you search for new stories?
wiedmaier t1_jdvztar wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
You don’t understand the concept of a joke, and are using that to defend really shitty behavior.
Gonzostewie t1_jdvzg3c wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Oh that's definitely in there. Sorry, chief. Better learn to laugh about it.
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Rich-Asparagus-5951 t1_jdvz6p5 wrote
We can't ever go back to Dallas
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constantbs t1_jdvyui9 wrote
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OberonPrimeGX t1_jdvyozo wrote
Reply to TIFU by recommending a guy wear boxers by [deleted]
Flip this around into breasts and cleavage. Oh look at that...
You're being sexist. Stop it.
Gonzostewie t1_jdvy7dd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Definitely. Women are far more foul than you can even believe. In college, I hooked up with a girl and not even a full 24hrs later I went to her friends' house for a movie and they already knew more gory details about me and my anatomy than I ever told any of my friends about anyone I was with.
destrucciondelicada OP t1_jdvxo33 wrote
Reply to comment by GOLDANDAPPELINC in TIFU with Lemon Pound Cake by destrucciondelicada
Absolutely true and same for me. No way would I have seen the video but for the post about the lawsuit. How different my life would be Lemon Pound Cake free. Do you think they regret filing the suit? Did some attorney talk them into it? Are they secretly big Afroman fans and hoped to make him even more popular? So many questions!
JayDanger710 t1_jdw3h8k wrote
Reply to TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
3-4 hours at $20 a song.
Average song is 3 minutes
240/3 = ~80 songs
80x20 = 1600 per girl.
I'm going to guess you weren't partying with 10 girls at once, so lets be conservative and say you were partying with two for the night.
15k - 3200 = $11800
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Y'all did half a brick in one night?