Recent comments in /f/tifu
Obsidian-G t1_jdwmi1e wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
I have a strong urge to call you the C word..
HibachiFlamethrower t1_jdwkdbd wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
If you get in trouble for this, lawyer up lol.
dementedkratos t1_jdwk4k5 wrote
Reply to comment by codename474747 in TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
No, just blissfully ignorant in life so I miss a lot of popular discourse
HarryHacker42 t1_jdwk2ll wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too invested into my phone and forgetting to lock the bathroom door by PrimaryPeace78
If you're not reading Reddit, WTF are you doing on work time besides working?
HibachiFlamethrower t1_jdwjnp0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being honest to my friend by Playful-Fox8454
Why didn’t you vote for your friend? Why did you vote for the other person?
HibachiFlamethrower t1_jdwir5x wrote
Reply to comment by Drgnmstr97 in TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
No he definitely needs to take it personally. Most guys I know mature with age. Most perverted idiots don’t mature though.
HibachiFlamethrower t1_jdwiiii wrote
Reply to comment by wiedmaier in TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
A joke is when he doesn’t want you to take what he says seriously.
HibachiFlamethrower t1_jdwiejd wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
You deserve this and she deserves better. You’re gross and so are your friends.
LtButtermilch t1_jdwh3ep wrote
Just go to police and say you think they spiked your drink and pressured you. You don't have to tell that voluntarily took the drugs. It's to late to go to hospital to get tested. Would have been smart to immediately go to the hospital, get a test and file a report
codename474747 t1_jdwgoww wrote
Reply to comment by dementedkratos in TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
Are you....new?
[deleted] t1_jdwg6xu wrote
Reply to comment by Dabbles-In-Irony in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
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Layne205 t1_jdwg3u6 wrote
Reply to comment by DrPopNFresh in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Lol good luck waking up the next day. OP made many fuckups, but paying was the best way out of them.
Dabbles-In-Irony t1_jdwfmbr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
I’m sorry, are you every European person in existence? No? Then don’t speak for everybody.
Layne205 t1_jdwfgos wrote
Reply to comment by Dismal-Fig-731 in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
I've been to Dallas a million times. Nothing like this ever happened. How about just stay out of shady, disgusting clubs? I know exactly where he was. You can tell just driving by that these are not classy places.
dementedkratos t1_jdwfehk wrote
Reply to comment by codename474747 in TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
Wtf is the first one
Arrasor t1_jdwf8dl wrote
Reply to comment by kzwix in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Lol he would have to admit to buying drugs to get these people in trouble. Guess what happen when you buy something? You come into possession of said thing. There's no need to search for any physical drugs when he already confess to being in possession of drugs and then consuming it.
Darky821 t1_jdwf3kc wrote
If you were intoxicated and under coercion, you might be able to overturn the charges. Talk to a lawyer and/or your credit card company.
nautilator44 t1_jdwed1e wrote
Reply to comment by drakon_us in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Then when they're off duty, they'll go to the club as customers.
[deleted] t1_jdwe97h wrote
Reply to comment by Dabbles-In-Irony in TIFU by telling a girl my size by Totally-NotAMurderer
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Layne205 t1_jdwe1y1 wrote
Reply to comment by drakon_us in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
There's no such crime as having previously used drugs. Not in Texas anyway. I'm not saying they'll be helpful though. Probably speaking through a lawyer is the best advice in here.
JCanzo t1_jdwded3 wrote
Hire a lawyer, this is enough money where it is worth it
cardcomm t1_jdwd64c wrote
Pro Tip for strip clubs -
NEVER pay with a credit card!
And
Never hit the ATM in the club - if you think you need more $$$, LEAVE the club to hit an ATM someplace else - this gives you a chance to let reason kick in...
pirouette_galipette OP t1_jdwd524 wrote
Reply to comment by alman53 in TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
I don't but I called this morning and they told me it was okay ! I then received an email saying my submission was received so I'm very, very relieved! Now, I just have to cross my fingers and wait :)
uuuuuuummmm_yeah t1_jdwd4d1 wrote
Have you ever seen the movie Hustlers with Jennifer Lopez? This reminds me of that...
horshack_test t1_jdwmlsy wrote
Reply to comment by KimACady in TIFU By offering to do my ex's taxes for her by Greninja7872
This was my first thought as well, and I don't understand how / why it wasn't OP's.