i did this nearly a month ago.

intense burning in the mouth, as others have said. then an hour or so later, i had the same ripping feeling in my gut. i was googling shit like "spicy chip tear stomach lining" and stuff, doubled over in the bathroom.

i could not get anything to come out of either end, so i had to sit there for about 15 minutes while it passed. in that time i sweat more than i ever have in the gym. literal puddle on the tile.

wife ran and got me a little bottle of pepto (we were at a restaurant hanging out with a bunch of friends when this all went down) and some tums when i came back out. i downed half the bottle in a gulp and ate 5 or 6 tums.

because of this i did not shit until about 16 hours later. i had a workout the next morning and it was horrific wondering if it was about to be that time while i was doing my lifts.

i think i lost about 3 pounds from this experience.

How can parked motorcycle bother anybody? its not like it will be RUNNING and LOUD while being parked the whole TIME

Throwing a used condom out of a moving vehicle is absolutely vile. I hope you’re lying. I can’t think of a way that your family finding out you use condoms is ‘hugely embarrassing’ but throwing them out of the window to land wherever is alright.

Does your girlfriend not own a bin?

I'm sorry for the bluntness but:" usually what I would do is I tie the used condom, put it back in the packaging and throw it away when I get home. " the fuck is damaged with you ?

More porno fanfic. I think this exact scene was in a teen movie in the '00s. Something with a cake or tart or cobbler?

Just say your leg fell asleep and you were trying to get the blood flowing. No one will believe you.buts it's at least half ass believable. And better than you were fucking the dog on company time because you were reading

So, what happened? I hope you still have a job!

So what happened?

Bro I got one worse. I was browsing reddit on my phone, not nsfw or anything, and for whatever reason I had my hand jus chillin on my dick. Short story shorter both my bosses walk in on me. I almost cried that day.

Love me some reddit Russian roulette

It may be an illogical reach. You're assuming so many things based on the missing car, for sale sign, etc - but it could just be that they were already planning to move out and that one of the cars was missing because they were already starting to move.

Also, just get your own garbage bag and throw away your condoms in your own bag. I'd be pretty weirded out if you were throwing that shit into my garbage cans.

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He reworded things to make it seem like he had actually reasons for what he did, which still make him a shit person.

Up to you if you want to leave this link blue.

that's what i was trying to figure out. dude is scared that the irs is going to crack down on him for his ex filling out her tax prep form wrong. like, what? is your name on this thing anywhere? nope! unless you're a moron and stated that you filled it out for her. which you shouldn't have..

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your response to the irs: "no, i didn't fill out her tax prep forms"

Im just saying how the cc might see it. They weren't there and all they know is he authorized it. Otherwise anyone who makes a crazy purchase on their credit card can say, "I was drunk/high/had a gun to my head when I made the purchase" and get a chargeback and cc companies are not in the business of losing money because you willingly impaired yourself.

Now, the strip club? They knew what they were doing. He needs to go to an attorney before the police for that one.

I feel like the questionable decisions have more to do with the person than the place

Should have said 6 from the floor

Oh, honey.

If you voted objectively then that's a good thing. Your friend can be upset bc they're hurt but you did something right.

In order for an agreement to be legally binding, there must be "consideration". Consideration is not whether or not they were kind to you. It's a legal term that means a good or service was exchanged for a monetary instrument.

You cannot commit to consideration while not being in your right mind (intoxicated) or under duress.

Dispute those charges. The strip club is out maybe $300. You're out $10,000 if you don't.

You can't authorize something while intoxicated or under duress. It's not legally binding.

actually delete this comment then

You're getting good advice and bad advice.

Find yourself a local lawyer, ask for a consultation to get options (some offer free consultations) and lay out the situation. Explain what you hope to get out of it (such as money back, strip club held accountable for predatory practices) etc and how to go about it.

There are a few options that can follow. The first would possibly be the lawyer sending a letter telling them to refund the money or issues will follow. Lawyer may get DEA and cops involved - guiding you through the process to protect you from blowback.

If you have any drugs in your possession, (car, home, etc) get rid of them before the cops get involved. Do not take any drugs until this process is over. Having been on drugs is a harder crime to prosecute, if any. Were you under the influence? Sure, did you purchase drugs? Yes, but this is also after the fact. Depending on how it's approached, your lawyer can protect you.

But the first step in this is to contact a lawyer, get official, non-reddit options on the table and guidance.

When you are breaking up with someone you want to **DE-**escalate, not escalate.