Recent comments in /f/tifu
Apprehensive-Pen-531 t1_jdxladn wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I have the same problem! I cannot handle caffeine to save my life! It makes me feel absolutely horrendous.
Recently, I had very little sleep as the neighbours had kept me up nearly all night with their party (lovely) and had to work a long shift. I literally could not keep my eyes open for the life of me, so I decided to get myself an iced coffee. I hate to drink coffee bc it makes me shit like there is no tomorrow (I have IBS) but it was an emergency and I really didn't want to fall asleep at work.
I felt like I had taken drugs and had a huge hangover at the same time. I felt nauseous, had a headache, got diarrhea half an hour after finishing, but at the same time my eyes where wide open, my hands were shaking, I couldn't sit still and I was having heart palpitations. While my brain still felt so tired.
I will never have coffee ever again.
unepommeverte t1_jdxl5we wrote
Reply to comment by McWalking_Episode in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Btw some people (more common with adhd and autism) dont get energy from caffeine but can still develop health problems from drinking too many energy drinks
mcdirtyboii t1_jdxkgq4 wrote
You can’t be surprised if he is online cheating when you literally told him point blank “you’re supposed to be the most important man in my life but you never will be”. Idk how people have such unhealthy views on relationships that they prioritize other people then don’t sleep beside every night, have intercourse “exclusively”, and literally vowed to be the most important to one another. Sounds like he loved you but you settled for him because of convenience. Which really shows how you probably over value yourself. Everything in life has trade offs. Pretty sure he traded some of his wants and needs to be with you. Sure he is online cheating but damn you’re doing the same with your best friend lol. This is coming from a man who’s best friend is a woman. I’ve told her plenty she matters the world to me but I’m not her number one anymore if she is going to commit to a man, then at best I can be top 10 if I’m lucky. She slowly realized I was right and prioritized her man. Overtime they grew closer, she changed a lot of her ways, and now has a son and is getting married to this guy in 6 months. They’ve been together for 3 years but I know the love they have for each other is something you don’t see in my generation anymore and I couldn’t be happier for them both.
Edit: the point was, do you think you’re doing everything you can to make your husband happy and feel like the center of your world? And I know it’s hard but don’t try to flip it on him and start the blame game. People all around have forgotten that they only can control themselves and what they do. Not others just because you point your finger and say “no but you”. The best thing I think to do is either face the fact that things will never be the best and you might need to walk away or you need to pin point what needs are missing for your your husband. Because only then can you truly have a valid argument over who is the wrong way one here. Not that you both haven’t done wrong but at least you tried to right your wrong.
TL:DR- Start with an apology, then start a very needed conversation about why he can’t stop online cheating, and what could you do to make him want more sex.
natty1212 t1_jdxkbzf wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
I remember when this sub was about people making mistakes and not a fetish sub
Gaias_Minion t1_jdxk9xm wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
I'm kinda glad this wasn't a "let's try this new thing" kink gone wrong
OkVolume1 t1_jdxjpjn wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
She's not mellow with the yellow.
Cyneganders t1_jdxjgxv wrote
Reply to comment by McWalking_Episode in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I had 9 coffee in the first 5 hours of being awake today. Wish I'd had more. I can't focus because I'm so bored of my project...
monkshood_bezoar OP t1_jdxjd8w wrote
Reply to comment by lemonpotato913 in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Thanks! I went for a walk and the anxiety level is now manageable, haha
monkshood_bezoar OP t1_jdxj7ur wrote
Reply to comment by Wireeeee in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
It certainly is useful when I have to be at work for over 24 hours!
Fun-Pea-880 t1_jdxixdm wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
It must be the first time this happened to her, hopefully, she'll get over it.
Wireeeee t1_jdxi4i1 wrote
Reply to comment by monkshood_bezoar in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
It makes you lucky tbh! It means even with little amount of caffeine you get a big benefit
Mr007McDiddles t1_jdxhxz5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Mtn Dew. The energy drink before energy drinks.
WholeSilent8317 t1_jdxhphw wrote
Reply to comment by monkshood_bezoar in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
it's also partially tolerance! if you need a ton of energy drinks/caffeine to get through the day, try cutting a small bit at a time. i know it's hard, but then it will be easier to stay awake when you really need it
JK6900 t1_jdxha02 wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
Cleanest fluid that cums out of our body. She sounds like a trooper
lemonpotato913 t1_jdxgp3i wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Caffeine gives me anxiety and definitely doesn't wake me up, but I think that's a combination of my anxiety disorder and ADHD.
I hope you've been able to relax and get that caffeine out of your body.
Fun_Engineering_5865 t1_jdxeqny wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Oh my goodness! I have a name for why I can’t drink decaf coffee because it makes me too jittery!
McWalking_Episode t1_jdxcro9 wrote
Reply to comment by monkshood_bezoar in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Cheers mate
monkshood_bezoar OP t1_jdxcbrs wrote
Reply to comment by McWalking_Episode in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Sounds like you must be a fast metabolizer. Here’s to getting through the rest of the day!
McWalking_Episode t1_jdxby1b wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Jeez. Today i learned about slow caffeine metabolization. Here i am after a coffee, a 5 hour energy and a bai, still half asleep at my desk.
Globgobgalob t1_jdxayqn wrote
Reply to comment by ChaCha_real_smooth in TIFU by being honest to my friend by Playful-Fox8454
You choose someone based on their skills not because you hang out with them. The other seemed to be slightly better than OP's friend and in competitions a slight difference has always a huge impact. I wouldn't encourage nepotism.
ChaCha_real_smooth t1_jdx90rm wrote
Reply to comment by Globgobgalob in TIFU by being honest to my friend by Playful-Fox8454
Both him and the other guy were there, which means he was also elligible for the position. This is an unforgivable breach of the bro code and you shouldn't encourage it
Ill-Breadfruit5356 t1_jdx6lbs wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
The biggest FU is you don’t even realise all the shit you did wrong. You really need to become a better person before you inflict yourself on another girlfriend
EvilCeleryStick t1_jdx645h wrote
Reply to comment by IvaNoxx in TIFU by possibly ruining a marriage by [deleted]
Guys who throw used condoms out of car windows probably own obnoxiously loud motorcycles, which when starting them up, will be disturbing the peace especially late at night, waking up the kids, etc.
Basically, OP is the worst.
NinjatheClick t1_jdx4c3h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
Well, there goes most of my advice.
You can tell her the truth, and honestly, even with experience you're going to have times where this can happen. Especially if you're really into them.
That said, your inexperience is going to be found right away, so if you DO go further, know that she'll know, and you might as well tell her.
lemonpotato913 t1_jdxld55 wrote
Reply to comment by monkshood_bezoar in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Good! I hate caffeine-induced anxiety with a passion. I can never trust regular coffee ordered by anyone else or made by someone unfamiliar. I typically stick to chai or iced tea unless my husband makes coffee in the morning.
Walks definitely help with anxiety. Getting outside to take a deep breath in general typically helps me- regardless of how long I can be out there.