Recent comments in /f/tifu
zumwalazi OP t1_jdyab5m wrote
Reply to comment by sunnywaterfallup in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Thanks, I had no idea that's a thing. Googling and seeing the pictures I don't think it's that, but I'll monitor it. Thanks!
[deleted] t1_jdyaa0g wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
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ShinjukuAce t1_jdy9n10 wrote
You were legally intoxicated and not in a position to consent to the charges, and the club knew that. They tried to get you to take the drugs as part of a credit card scam. You should absolutely see a lawyer and see what you can do. I would imagine the club would rather refund the charges than get raided and charged with serious drug and fraud crimes.
copper2copper t1_jdy9hsj wrote
Reply to comment by WholeSilent8317 in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I read that as "pain tolerance" for a second and got really concerned/confused.
sunnywaterfallup t1_jdy95vc wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Watch that bug bite, often staff infections are mistaken for bites because they look so similar. Try antibiotic ointment first then go to the doc.
Sorry about the diaper
HowerTwo t1_jdy7kj0 wrote
Reply to TIFU I was obsessive about not paying tolls by [deleted]
You saved yourself 30 seconds cause that guy would’ve busted a nut early af
emiliatheturtle t1_jdy75bk wrote
Reply to comment by Pistolwhipits in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
No, caffeine is a stimulant so throwing up would do nothing to help your brain and blood pressure.
InternalOk1723 t1_jdy6v1g wrote
Now you have to tell us about your date
mcanallys-pub t1_jdy6dp3 wrote
Reply to comment by unepommeverte in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Yep, caffeine really doesn’t perk me up at all.
That didn’t stop me from developing a heart arrhythmia from overuse of stimulants!
gotora t1_jdy62dn wrote
Reply to TIFU I was obsessive about not paying tolls by [deleted]
Lol, guy couldn't wait 15 mins to bust his nut? Hahaha, what a chump. Sounds like he'll probably come as soon as you touch him the first few times.
apbailey t1_jdy5vmy wrote
Reply to comment by kuchenrolle in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I was taught this at an industry conference on tea but I just did a Google search and it looks like recent research shows this to be false. Sorry for spreading bad info!
realtorin t1_jdy5r2t wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
Think this was actually the first time I laughed reading this sub!
kylieb209 t1_jdy5mxv wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Caffeine is weird. Personally, if I drink it early in the day or late in the afternoon, it doesn’t make me feel any different or more energized at all, it just makes me have a hard time falling asleep (and like a really hard time, I’ll be awake for hours). I wonder if this is part of why
yunghellenic t1_jdy5lto wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Don’t ever EVER try Cuban espresso. Or Greek coffee. I’m of both ethnicities and can say both are just safe for consumption alternatives to jet fuel 😅. Had a friend who didn’t know what the cafecito was and drank a whole cup as if it were black American. Mind you a normal serving is a single 30-50ml serving. They were borderline hallucinating and I thought we were going to have to take them to the hospital
Dawgy66 t1_jdy5b7v wrote
Reply to TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
That's not a fuck up, you made someone's day and have a memory that you will laugh about for years to come. Don't feel bad about him having a seizure, I'm epileptic and a lot of us have no control or warning feeling when we are about to have one.
thisisntshakespeare t1_jdy58mb wrote
Reply to TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
😂That is glorious!
MajestaHazel t1_jdy4a9b wrote
Don’t you have a policy forbidding personal use of work equipment? Just check social media on your phone.
monkshood_bezoar OP t1_jdy3n0e wrote
Reply to comment by Pistolwhipits in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I think it would depend on the situation. In my case I had finished drinking the tea 45-60 minutes prior and I think everything was probably absorbed or moved past the stomach at that point. If someone had been continuously throwing back caffeine and they were really poorly it may help, but it also might make someone feel worse instead of better. I think a walk and some water is the safest bet!
Setthegodofchaos t1_jdy39qe wrote
Reply to TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
Welp, they say the world is your canvas, and your one night stand made it their bitch.
SpiritTalker t1_jdy20a5 wrote
Insert Joey, "How YOU doing'?"
Captain_Oveur79 t1_jdy0rtw wrote
Reply to comment by great_auks in TIFU by Accidentally Sharing My Screen During a Video Call by CuriousMindWanderer
I jeep nsfw on my phone. Everything else is clean.
ke4ukz t1_jdy0kid wrote
It’s good to know that open, unveiled racism is still a thing in rap these days.
willowsword t1_jdy0irl wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
There is a genetic test called pillcheck (pillcheck.ca) that will test for stuff like this, if anyone is interested. I am also a low metabolizer for coffee.
xDaBaDee t1_jdxzv3u wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
TIL: I can steep my tea enough to be a tweaker! WHOOOOOOBUDDY! LetsGo!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdyam0l wrote
Reply to TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
Which chicken dance did you do? There are so many: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APWXorE6h8U