Recent comments in /f/tifu
agirlis_ t1_jdyycdo wrote
Reply to comment by apbailey in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I do this with black tea and it always seemed effective, but maybe it was the placebo effect all along.
Found this though: https://www.americastestkitchen.com/cooksillustrated/how_tos/9289-diy-decaf-tea-dont-bother
Gucci_Unicorns t1_jdyybtc wrote
Honestly, I didn't realize people e-mail eachother details about dates, and what's going on. Wild. I just call or text xD
Trouble_in_Mind t1_jdyy8un wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
They're not asking for advice, this sub is literally about people making mistakes or fucking up. They never said it was an urgent situation, and they certainly don't want whatever weird advice you would give while you're...high and/or drunk(?), based on the lack of a single coherent thought in your comment.
Trouble_in_Mind t1_jdyxy1x wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Wth?
Dragonfly452 t1_jdyxvn6 wrote
Reply to comment by great_auks in TIFU by Accidentally Sharing My Screen During a Video Call by CuriousMindWanderer
Must be nice to afford several machines and washcloths
drakon_us t1_jdyxpvq wrote
Reply to comment by Layne205 in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
>no such crime as having previously used drugs. Not in Texas anyway
willfully consuming drugs constitutes possession. A confession can negate the need for physical evidence. Follicle testing and receipts can be used to verify the drug and location.
Cboyle88 t1_jdyx42d wrote
Tell him your into poo poo pee pee stuff in bed
SergeantStoned t1_jdyws41 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun_Engineering_5865 in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Decaf means no caffeine. You're getting a nocebo effect from decaf coffee if I'm not misreading because I'm hella sleepy.
[deleted] OP t1_jdywfgp wrote
Reply to TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
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SolidPoint t1_jdyw4zi wrote
Reply to comment by Rockytana in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Lol. Have you been to a strip club?
WholeSilent8317 t1_jdyw4xd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Are you high?
davilambic t1_jdyvywf wrote
Reply to TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
What a weird piece of creative writing.
SolidPoint t1_jdyvsgw wrote
Reply to comment by j_blatto in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
That’s how you want it to work- that’s not how it works.
hamzer55 t1_jdyv5mc wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
As I got older rather then caffiene boosting my energy all it does is give me anxiety, it’s really annoying. Some nights I’m in bed questioning myself why I’m so anxious worried and then realise that I had a coffee in the day.
Half_burnt_skunk t1_jdyuu76 wrote
That's not a fuck up. Sounds to me like the start of a good friendship or more.
RexIsAMiiCostume t1_jdyufw8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Oh, my dad is like that too. When he was putting in crazy hours at work and his boss asked how he wasn't tired, he explained that the caffeine from the M&Ms he was eating was enough for him... He assumed I had the same thing because caffeine made me nutty, but it turns out I was a child and children are more prone to bouncing off the walls in the first place.
Borchert97 t1_jdyuajm wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I'm the opposite, I can be two cups of black tea in and one Monster Energy and I'm only marginally more alert than before and it's probably mostly placebo.
LostMyBunty t1_jdyu8r1 wrote
Go back and buy the guy who beat you a drink, there's no shame in being shit at something but enjoying the scene.
nightowl_i t1_jdyu4m7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
You dodged a bullet....therapists are humans too, but man this one is just bad
Mattmandu2 t1_jdyu2lq wrote
Reply to comment by dietbongwater in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
It’s got to fall out of the wallet so he can go “whoops I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
monkey_trumpets t1_jdytiix wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Huh I wonder if my daughter has that, caffeine makes her nuts.
neckbeardfedoras t1_jdytfby wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]
I'm going to watch this show again post haste
McWalking_Episode t1_jdysox1 wrote
Reply to comment by CharlieandtheRed in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Interesting. Would love that. If i could only make it 20 days, haha
TouchTheMoss t1_jdysikt wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
Yeah, mixing your real persona with your character in order to flirt is just asking for trouble. At best she'll just think OP is roleplaying like everyone else at the table; if he pushes it too far it goes into creep territory.
I get why it's tempting to hide behind a character to test the waters, but he's better off making his intentions clear out of game.
Rockytana t1_jdyym9l wrote
Reply to comment by SolidPoint in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
I have, they won’t be able to produce one and he can fight the charges. You have to provide an itemized receipt, this is his out. If they say it’s for bottles, then you request the camera footage of the service.
Know how to protect your self from these type of scams