Is this why I always feel like napping after I have coffee? I have ADHD and I’ve never heard of this.

Monster condom for magnum dong*

Hmm. Caffeine has never had too much of an effect on me. I’ll drink a cup of coffee and be ready for a nap 30 minutes later. I can even have caffeine at night and it won’t affect my ability to fall asleep. I’ve never heard of this slow/fast metabolized thing, but it makes sense.

I was once shopping around Walmart, and an employee followed me around a few aisles with some product. I tried to be funny and asked if she was stalking me.

She replied with: "Just these papertowels."

Well played

Wow, I’m sure theirs some quote about how the hardest advice to take is your own or something like that. I’m surprised but also not surprised that a therapist would be such a mess. Glad you picked up on those flags and got out of there. That sucks though.

Did you just say nocebo efect? Cuz I'm crying.

She should just tell him: “Oh honey, those won’t fit on mine.”

You need therapy. Stalking someone and starting a physical altercation with them because they yelled some insults at you is unhinged behaviour. You have anger issues.

It's just reality. There is nothing wrong with bonding with people. We all should embrace those that we gravitate towards.

If there's a chemistry/natural bond, regardless of labels of relationship, you should embrace that natural connection.

One of my favorite people in life (47f) is now my (42m) "lesbian wifey." I'm a straight male, and she is dedicated lesbian. However, we connected and have one of the healthiest relationships. I just purchased 2 acres in Oregon and we are fixing it up together.

There's something raw and natural when you gravitate towards other humans. I adore my lesbian "wifey" more than most people. We both know there's no sexual tension, so we are open and honest with each other about everything! We do Friday party nights, and Sunday pajamas and cuddle movie days. It warms my soul.

It’s a bot?

Definitely don't want any of what they're smoking.

You have heard of this thing when the server says "enjoy your meal" and people answer with "you too"and think about it for the rest of the night? Sure this wasn't one of them?

I got a kick out of that story.

Depakote and lithium to start. But afterwards… its a struggle. Cant be all FDA

Ah, after reading so much toxic crap online. It is nice to see a wholesome post like this.

Yup. I was thinking of a way to play it off, and this is definitely the way. It'll definitely make him think or set up a bit of a defense, in case he accepts the 'invitation'. That is of course if you're not interested. Or could add a nice story for the future.

Thanks stranger. That makes sense. TIL

Hahaha. Serves me right for typing this sleepy. Going to leave it there as it's even funnier.

And for the record, I do support insects getting bikes too. They work hard, they should have some fun and a good way of transport.

>Met cute girl,
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>pukes in my bed
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>and I discover I may be the side piece
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>at the police station.

Ducks bullet!

No arguments here

Thatssss me!

What are you on? I wanna try some.

Gonna wait for the TIFU by putting carpet over hardwood my floors. rip

Assuming they're in the US, they might be unable to get more meds currently and are rationing them.

I have, they won’t be able to produce one and he can fight the charges. You have to provide an itemized receipt, this is his out. If they say it’s for bottles, then you request the camera footage of the service.

Know how to protect your self from these type of scams