Apparently Ozzy Osbourne has the same issue. He can quaff amounts of cocaine and alcohol that would kill mere mortals, yet caffeine is his Kryptonite!

I thought most places provided you with one.

So what were you buying at the pharmacy

I once confused a guy for someone else and said, "hey asshole, didn't know you would be here!"

Dated him for 3 years

Woosh. He knew what you meant and is just quick to respond with wit.

Ask him for one last kiss. When he leans in whisper in his ear "Do you have your rewards card with you today?"

Sure. That's what's happening here. Lots of racism and none of the plot of 8 Mile.

Is he hot though?

That's her best timeline.

Don't worry, had tonnns of water. I'm situated near a water filtering dispenser and constantly refill my bottle. Do the same thing every day when it comes to that one. Reminds me, time for more coffee and possibly a refill of water!

I half expected a hidden poo bomb. You got off easily.

Holy hell. I had that hard symptoms of caffeine overdose only after drinking a Monster after an all nighter and when I drank a double espresso one time. Can't imagine having to go through it because of one cup of tea.

I had that come up in my genetic test. Slow caffeine metabolism, and I’m a British tea drinker. I love extra strong tea.

I totally understand. It's not always flirting, though. It could be someone just being genuine.

I wanted to vote objectively, so I chose who I just thought was logically best.

Obviously that wasn't the best.

That sounds lovely, I am very happy you have that bond; sadly for many of us being flirted with by a stranger does not lead to feelings of safety and bonding :c

The long con

I’ve always heard it as therapists are screwed up people trying to fix themselves.

I love this! I want this! ❤️❤️❤️

100%

Hahaha! Lesson well learned bout bragging. Impressive shot tho buddy. Id say f@@$ it and hit her up. 1x. If she doesn't respond let it be and better luck next time my American Pie friend.

The ol' long con

One of the craziest girls I ever met was in school to become a relational therapist. This girl is absolutely shit canned 3-4 nights a week, like falling down drunk. After a few drinks she always tries to delve in to personal topics with people to help them with their problems.

Like girl, no thanks. You’ve got plenty on your plate that you need to deal with before you can start looking in to my issues.

I believe decaf still has some caffeine, just at an amount that wouldn’t affect most people.