Recent comments in /f/tifu
OkVolume1 t1_jdzjk1i wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
And this is how I found out Sean Connery is dead.
horusluprecall t1_jdzjj0s wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I drink 1-2 pots of black tea per day, It does almost nothing to me except for warming the inside of my torso.
[deleted] OP t1_jdzjio0 wrote
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alice_op t1_jdzj2h7 wrote
Reply to comment by Darkbluejeanjacket in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
If you've recently been thinking "I'm good now, I don't need these meds", there's a chance you need them again.
[deleted] t1_jdzijlq wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Lol I have this! I drink green tea often and it has the same effect for me as coffee does on others (jitters, anxiety, alertness etc). I tried to drink a coffee once and after like two sips I had heart palpitations and my entire body was uncontrollably shaking 💀
azewonder t1_jdziio0 wrote
Reply to comment by WholeSilent8317 in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Dude sounds like he’s had too much Benadryl
itsallminenow t1_jdzif63 wrote
Reply to comment by NonZeroDave in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Many years ago my dad went for his annual account review with the bank manager, back in the days when bank managers knew their customers individually and were the literal managers of their branch. He gave my father advice on his money, at which point my father said, "You're very good at this, your own finances must be in great shape"
The manager replied, "God no, I'm great with other people's money but I'm awful with my own."
It appears to be a truism that you don't have to have good personal behaviour to give good advice.
[deleted] OP t1_jdzi4wl wrote
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medazzo t1_jdzgw5d wrote
Reply to comment by spook7886 in TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
The hunt for Red October man. What a masterpiece
Shinrahunter t1_jdzg08c wrote
Did your friend know you liked her? If so, that's a shitty friend.
If not then there's nothing to forgive.
analytical_mayhem t1_jdzfzb4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Therapists are people too, and as mentioned often get into their field due to personal issues they are trying to figure out.
turtle_eating t1_jdzfyj5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
Don't worry, I do this all the time. I think I've learnt that John Hurt is dead like three times.
TransAminal OP t1_jdzfxue wrote
Reply to comment by spook7886 in TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
The Untouchables is LONG overdue for another screening. Such a great movie.
spook7886 t1_jdzftjx wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
You should binge a few of his movies. The Great Train Robbery, Outland, The Untouchables (not the star, but it got him an Oscar)..
Darkbluejeanjacket t1_jdzfp4m wrote
Reply to comment by WholeSilent8317 in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Whatever you people are smoking these days is likely not regulated and taxed as opposed to what I’m on
Darkbluejeanjacket t1_jdzfmur wrote
Reply to comment by Trouble_in_Mind in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Oral thrush in infants is a sign of STD. Staph not staff is staphylococcus and, also an std marker. There are times where i just ignore comments like children who do not belong in my school or classroom. Not being a parent myself, it is difficult to engage others regardless of age. I leave this thread open to anyone who may need some legal and medical advice pro bono. But i will need to see legal identification in order to be safe. Except i must insist, even the local authorities in the USA are hard to rely on.
But thank you for your input.
underwear11 t1_jdzfmja wrote
Lappi_Shadow_Wolf t1_jdzfgt1 wrote
Reply to comment by RexIsAMiiCostume in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Oh. My. God.
I thought getting a caffeine kick out of chocolate was just me.
I can't drink tea or coffee AT ALL. But chocolate? OOHHH BOY!! And easter chocolate?! It's almost like crack, man...
WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas t1_jdzf9ia wrote
I opened my phone during a conference call and forgot I had had YouTube playing when I locked it. Queue a clip of the moist meter where Charlie shouts "Thor Raganorok absolutely slaps ass"
Mind you this was in a call of nearly 200 people and this brought it to a complete standstill. No repercussions but still mortifying!
Darkbluejeanjacket t1_jdzf63c wrote
Reply to comment by Trouble_in_Mind in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Oh. Would you like to me to delete the message? It has come to my attention that minors use the site and so, in order to engage properly without disturbing anonymity. But of course, do not feel like you must defend OP. My school recently received a bomb threat, actually it was years ago.
But thanks!
Itsruthers t1_jdzf1ml wrote
Reply to comment by offspring515 in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
floof3000 t1_jdze6lk wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
My husband is Psychotherapist/ Life coach and a can confirm, his private and emotional life is a big fat mess!
Weazy-N420 t1_jdze4kb wrote
Reply to comment by suagtforutube in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Gotcha….Uhgggg
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzdzak wrote
Reply to comment by suagtforutube in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
OP is a guy..
Imagine_Reality25 t1_jdzjk2n wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling in love with a colleague by [deleted]
Someone who leaves his gf of 15 years, who he still he loves for a girl he only recently met....and then wants both. This sounds like an asshole who wants to just have sex with multiple people to me, sorry :)