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[deleted] t1_jdzijlq wrote

Lol I have this! I drink green tea often and it has the same effect for me as coffee does on others (jitters, anxiety, alertness etc). I tried to drink a coffee once and after like two sips I had heart palpitations and my entire body was uncontrollably shaking 💀

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itsallminenow t1_jdzif63 wrote

Many years ago my dad went for his annual account review with the bank manager, back in the days when bank managers knew their customers individually and were the literal managers of their branch. He gave my father advice on his money, at which point my father said, "You're very good at this, your own finances must be in great shape"

The manager replied, "God no, I'm great with other people's money but I'm awful with my own."

It appears to be a truism that you don't have to have good personal behaviour to give good advice.

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Darkbluejeanjacket t1_jdzfmur wrote

Oral thrush in infants is a sign of STD. Staph not staff is staphylococcus and, also an std marker. There are times where i just ignore comments like children who do not belong in my school or classroom. Not being a parent myself, it is difficult to engage others regardless of age. I leave this thread open to anyone who may need some legal and medical advice pro bono. But i will need to see legal identification in order to be safe. Except i must insist, even the local authorities in the USA are hard to rely on.

But thank you for your input.

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Darkbluejeanjacket t1_jdzf63c wrote

Oh. Would you like to me to delete the message? It has come to my attention that minors use the site and so, in order to engage properly without disturbing anonymity. But of course, do not feel like you must defend OP. My school recently received a bomb threat, actually it was years ago.

But thanks!

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