My work place hasn’t even given me one washcloth

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This is like a fever dream

Oh you’ll have to DEAL with it, but you’re on solid ground if they can’t show you where they offered you a price and you accepted it.

So you are saying that if they didn't mention any costs or payments beforehand and I didn't explicitly agree that I shouldn't worry about it?

No treaty, no contract, no sale, no cost.

Where can I acquire this beverage? Asking for a friend

I guess I must be the opposite. I drink a monster ultra every working day In the morning, it doesn’t give me a buzz, it just wakes me up to a normal level of alertness and makes it so I don’t literally fall asleep at work. By mid day I need a caffeine boost to stay awake

Wait, you can do that? They always chase me away from the school and playgrounds

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Sorry for offending you.

That's terrific! I hope you make it in!

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I guess what I meant is, why do you think this other person was a better choice than your friend? What did your friend lack in your eyes?

I can literally drink a gallon of coffe and go to sleep one hour later.

I made a similar mistake once. I let my son, who was in a standard diaper under a pair of shorts, play in a splash pad. After about 10 minutes he fell backwards onto his butt. The diaper exploded out white goop all up his back and everywhere.

That is also a very good consideration. At this point I find the idea very painful, but I don't want to dismiss it so quickly and would rather have a little time to think about it, maybe understand more where this comes from.

Yeah, I already feel like 'the other one' when thinking about being in this love triangle.. But I don't know her, so its hard to imagine how she would think about all this..

Internet warriors.. I like that :) and thanks for the advice, another good one!

I was in line behind a bread delivery guy at a coffee shop once. When he was ordering, the cashier pointed out that he had a price tag stuck to his shirt. She playfully asked “what are you worth?” He was caught off guard, and was looking over his shirt trying to find the tag, and he reads it and answers “A date.” (It was not a price sticker but a best-before sticker). The cashier brightens up and cheerfully replies “Really?!” It was pretty painful watching him backpedal that one.

My mom is a therapist. She is the one who joked that therapists need to be just slightly crazier than their patients.

I think more than a few therapists are drawn to study psychology to try to understand themselves.

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

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More red flags with this guy that a Chinese military parade. Run away from this guy. It's also at your work. This won't end well.

That's true, according to a quick Google regular decaf has 2mg per cup whereas normal coffee comes in between 95-120mg.

I don't know if such a miniscule amount of decaf is enough to give someone the jitters as it's like at least 30times less than a normal cup of coffe.

I assume you wanted to type "wit" as in a natural aptitude for using words and ideas in a quick and inventive way to create humour and not "whit" as in a very small part or amount.