Recent comments in /f/tifu

ilovesexyitalianmen t1_je0vck3 wrote

Reply to comment by Dawgy66 in TIFU by doing the chicken dance. by [deleted]

I appreciate your reassurance about the seizure. I understand that many people with epilepsy have little control over when a seizure occurs, and I certainly did not mean to cause any harm. I will make sure to be more mindful in the future, but I'm glad that this experience will provide a funny memory to look back on. :)

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iainvention t1_je0urwl wrote

Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi

When you said you shook the pants out the window, I thought this was going in the surprise poopy pants direction. Shake out the shit pants out the window, surprise, your house now has shit freckles.

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TyroneFuckinFootball t1_je0t5xc wrote

Reply to comment by Ozmorty in TIFU by requesting medical records while broke by jj_8080x

This is not exactly true. Otherwise you wouldn’t have any suits based on quantum meruit. You can’t accept goods/services that generally cost money, then say “you never told me the price so I don’t have to pay.” Assuming the price is reasonable and in line with what other entities charge for something similar, that argument isn’t going to work for OP.

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___Phreak___ t1_je0rniq wrote

Reply to TIFU by being myself i guess? by Dramatic_Fix_3577

So your current girlfriend wants to wait until you have a house before you bring children into your life, you don't want to wait and plan to house the future children where exactly?

Your girlfriend at least sounds sensible, and you, you sound like a moron

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NonZeroDave OP t1_je0rn07 wrote

Reply to comment by adibork in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave

Therapists are people and like all of us, can be messy and make mistakes. I’m not discounting the whole profession and maybe she gives great advice but just can’t apply it to herself. I have no way of knowing.

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Altiverses t1_je0rjy6 wrote

Reply to comment by lemonwitchie in TIFU by being myself i guess? by Dramatic_Fix_3577

Given the context we have, there's wisdom to this comment but nothing is guaranteed. Internet strangers can never get the full picture. And that also applies to my next point.

Adding onto OP though, that does not imply that getting it on with your friend's gf is the right choice even if you do choose to leave your current. She is more likely than not to just be a fling once the flames of desire die, but your friendships won't recover, probably with both herself and definitely her partner.

Also, you will be an absolute piece of shit.

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Hot-Tone-7495 t1_je0pclq wrote

Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi

In the midst of moving house, I forgot to remove a wet diaper from the floor after a midnight change. I stepped on it the next morni and the thing popped open and somehow shot across the room. I also have carpet. It was awful

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