Recent comments in /f/tifu
GuyD427 t1_je116tp wrote
Maybe use “ringing you up” next time so you don’t get hopes up!
DisappointingPoem t1_je1164g wrote
Did you leave the kids with her?
ThatCanajunGuy t1_je115qz wrote
Reply to comment by MonsterReprobate in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Don't enable shit people. Op did the right thing.
ThatCanajunGuy t1_je10ydv wrote
Reply to comment by mfomatratzen in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Dated a therapist. Therapist wanted to go exclusive, op wasn't ready. Turns out therapist is still with her ex an op is just a side piece
TedStrykersAcct t1_je10d0a wrote
Reply to comment by dementedkratos in TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
Make sure you read up on the "swamps of dagobah" next then friend!
Beginning-Ad-9733 t1_je0zwil wrote
YOu dodged bullet mate - there is no fixing that kind of person. Despite what you think you have probably, in the longer term, made life easier for everyone. This has nothing to do with your being man enough to take abuse for the rest of your life - it has everything to do with the fact that a narcissist can't be fixed and will completely fuck everything around them in order to control their environment. They are pathologically insecure and very often extremely cruel.
She sounds so unstable you are, no doubt, physically safer but you need to remain emotionally safe from that type of person.
Hope your kids are going to be ok and you hang in there.
No_Love_1353 t1_je0zimr wrote
BL?
NearbyCamera69 t1_je0yv00 wrote
He’s probably being cheeky…. sometimes the case with a contractor.
Psycheau t1_je0yokt wrote
There's this function built in to your brain, it's called pre-ejit mode, if you use it you can listen to what you are about to say, then decide to say it differently before making a fool of yourself. Try it out some time, works great.
mfomatratzen t1_je0yf8j wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Can someone reply with a real TLDR? I feel nowadays these summaries are more of a punch line and less of an executive summary.
Trolleyes84 t1_je0y99w wrote
Just for a next time, check and see if the medical group has an online portal. You should be able to see most of your medical notes and labs through that.
akio3 t1_je0xzxt wrote
Reply to comment by ElectronicsPro1 in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
I remember going to teen events with swimming pools of the stuff. All clothes worn therein were just pitched, as there’s no point in trying to clean the gel out of them.
___Phreak___ t1_je0xjkt wrote
Reply to comment by pepsikitkat in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Clearly some of them do, why lie?
pepsikitkat t1_je0x3d5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
It's funny,, but I see her point,, just someone explain to the child that little girls don't cut their aunt's up and stuff them into a fish tanks,,
AustinLVII OP t1_je0x28h wrote
Reply to comment by wiedmaier in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
that's the point of this subreddit is it not?
zumwalazi OP t1_je0wpg5 wrote
Reply to comment by sunnywaterfallup in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Update. Kid is fine. That red mark disappeared completely by morning.
Thee_Neutralizer t1_je0wn21 wrote
"Sorry, let me rephrase that"
zumwalazi OP t1_je0wlaz wrote
Reply to comment by Lovelyone123- in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Yep it disappeared completely by morning. Thanks for asking hehe.
wiedmaier t1_je0wktz wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
That isn’t like a funny haha fuck up. It’s just an L. Take the loss, but why tell everyone?
sagittalslice t1_je0wiz0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Not sure what her being a therapist has to do with any of this? Was she drunk texting her patients? Did she try to have you involuntarily committed? Not sure why it’s relevant, this post could just have easily been “TIFU by talking to a web developer/electrician/tattoo artist/RN/whatever” lol.
j_blatto t1_je0wgym wrote
Reply to comment by SolidPoint in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
I'm not sure on CC law. I negotiate contracts for a living. A contract can't be legally binding under certain circumstances such as duress (used car salesman refusing to give you back your keys to force you to sign) or if you're not in a right state of mind.
ShlobsNoob OP t1_je0w4ze wrote
Reply to comment by SkyrimIsForTheNerds in TIFU by misunderstanding what my brother said. by ShlobsNoob
>Ugh, this is the cringiest thing I’ve seen today.
but that's only because basement dwelling in the dark all day, while fapping to arguable content, doesn't allow you to enter a bathroom.
analytical_mayhem t1_je0vwyz wrote
Reply to comment by NonZeroDave in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Folks seem to think if you are a therapist you must have your shit together, but often times it's more they are still working on themselves too. Obviously some have it together more than others, but at the end of the day they are more like the rest of us than we realize. Been to enough throughout my life to figure that out.
ilovechairs t1_je0vjcc wrote
Reply to comment by zumwalazi in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
The parent company, Proctor & Gambol, invests heavily in polymer science research, because that’s how we get the weird interior that absorbs.
If I had any chance of doing this sort of research for a career I would have hopped on it. But alas my dyslexia made chemistry class absolute Hell.
apathetic_revolution t1_je118si wrote
Reply to comment by mfomatratzen in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
TLDR: OP posts a long, meandering story that should have been on AITA instead of TIFU. There’s nothing worth reading in it.