Recent comments in /f/tifu
SeaOfFireflies t1_je1fdlx wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Now next holiday season get the Edward Gorey's ABC book, The Gashlycrumb Tinies.
Also while a fuckup, I would say it was a bit of a fuck up on the sister as well if she is not looking at what their kid is given.
Distinct-List-735 t1_je1f45s wrote
Reply to comment by XBakaTacoX in TIFU by offering a sweat-covered candy to a girl. by NotSoMuch_IntoThis
Oh totally. I was a super strange and extremely troubled teen. I was creating a lot of problems for myself.
jabbo13 t1_je1exxj wrote
HarioDinio t1_je1en7z wrote
Reply to comment by gustofwindddance in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
The worlds greatest con
earthmover535 t1_je1eee9 wrote
Reply to comment by tscello in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
hopefully not during the surgery
tscello t1_je1e9ac wrote
Reply to comment by sugarintheboots in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Then can’t he like, get it?
thxsocialmedia t1_je1e7fl wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Sounds like one of you was on the back burner.
Spiritual-Ideal2955 t1_je1ds9v wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
Learn to take the compliment. Orgasms are overrated.
sugarintheboots OP t1_je1ddh5 wrote
Reply to comment by tscello in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Not that I know of.
Contank t1_je1d88d wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
I dont know a love story of a male human romancing a giant half orc sounds pretty interesting. I understand why you assumed her character would be feminine but I think that is what makes fantasy and games in general good. You have the freedom to play a character you normally wouldn't. Your character can be anything and anyone. Fantasy is an escape from reality
AllanfromWales1 t1_je1d5q2 wrote
"I won't need anaesthetics, I'll pass out just looking at you"
sphynxzyz t1_je1ct12 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
> The cover depicted a little girl with blood on her and a knife and axe in the background. I thought it was just a children's book with a creepy cover.
What world are you from that a childrens book has this as a cover? I just looked at the cover, while to a kid it might look like a childrens book, you as an adult should have maybe taken a look and realized it's not for a child. You said your nephews 7, book is 14+ yeah you FU.
eternal8phoenix t1_je1csoj wrote
Reply to comment by ZoraksGirlfriend in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Caffeine is baby adderall.
Seriously- small children with ADHD have LESS behaviour issues and better attention span after a sweet coffee than 'sober'.
Both are stimulants that get the ADHD brain to get its ass in gear and focus on something, in less than scientific terms.
https://www.webmd.com/add-adhd/adhd-caffeine
Not the source I remember reading byt has some info.
6byfour t1_je1cdna wrote
See if he’ll try to get you pregnant
tscello t1_je1c279 wrote
Is he married?
dude24760 OP t1_je1bsr5 wrote
Reply to comment by LostMyBunty in TIFU by leaving my house by dude24760
That’s an Azkaban if I’ve ever seen one
Wowomanda t1_je1bp0p wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
As a woman who has a hard time finishing I find I need at least 15 minutes alone getting ready and watching porn. Then he comes in and signs off on the work. After he comes in it takes two minutes but sometimes it's another 10. Maybe you could try that? Sometimes I don't finish at all but it's still enjoyable. Good 🤞 luck
LostMyBunty t1_je1bmco wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my house by dude24760
You should have stayed Gryffindoors
Cooler67 t1_je1bd6p wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
Say what you will but that was really sweet of her to say that.
Mr007McDiddles t1_je1bblw wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
Unless I'm reading something wrong it's hard to be mad if it's the truth. Somethings just don't mean that much to others. It sounds like you're making it all about yourself, when she's the one that put herself out there.
Also, can't see how this is FU. 2 seemingly grown folks had a conversation and one got upset by it. This is life, this is relationships.
daguy9 t1_je1ag4y wrote
Reply to comment by JHVS123 in TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
It's not his duty to fix it. If you've ever been alone you know that it says absolutely nothing about her valuing him. She may just be settling which I feel that is part of his concern
jfjdjsj t1_je19z8q wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
most therapists are the ones who need to be in therapy. for real. this is such a common situation.
Oylex t1_je19xl4 wrote
I often requested documents from multiple hospitals, most of them were free, one cost me like 7$...
lolplskillme t1_je19wpz wrote
Reply to comment by Scarboroughwarning in TIFU by leaving my house by dude24760
its just a funny story bro why so serious
Seinglede t1_je1frv7 wrote
Reply to comment by adibork in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
If you met a doctor who wasn't perfectly healthy, would you feel the same way? Giving advice based on empirically validated studies and implementing that same advice in your own personal life after emotionally draining yourself by spending your entire time at work dealing with other people's emotional issues are two entirely different things.