Recent comments in /f/tifu
NonZeroDave OP t1_je1r0ui wrote
Reply to comment by shaunwyndman in TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
You’re 100% right, it was completely on me for naively assigning some moral expectations for someone’s personal life based their profession. This person is an LPC NCC, not exactly sure what that means though. I don’t mean to disparage or discount the profession and apologize if it came off that way.
Penetrative_Pelican t1_je1r0eu wrote
Reply to comment by yum_disc in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
I remember my mom once slipping up and putting on a tape of the fairytale where a boy put his head in a chest of apples and being decapitated
FireBack t1_je1qfee wrote
Sooo, I bet summer sausage just got that much more incredible now that you're not eating the wrapping paper it comes in
daguy9 t1_je1q6qn wrote
Reply to TIFU By being a "nice guy" by [deleted]
She obviously knew you had feelings for her but continued to take advantage of you even though she didn't reciprocate. You're better off
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Reply to comment by Jingoisticbell in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
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ItDoesntMatter59 t1_je1paro wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my house by dude24760
Twaddle
aonelonelyredditor t1_je1p7t8 wrote
Reply to comment by VegQuaker in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
and still going?
BoJo2736 t1_je1p4ur wrote
Reply to comment by jj_8080x in TIFU by requesting medical records while broke by jj_8080x
Call their medical records department and talk to someone.
yum_disc t1_je1oyir wrote
Reply to comment by Loko8765 in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
"Guru guru Blut ist im Schuh" i remember my teacher in elementary school read us that story lmao
shaunwyndman t1_je1nznk wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
I'm a therapist, we are all human. Also there are a lot of different flavors of therapists out there, depending on the state you live in someone can pass themselves off as a therapist if they are a life coach etc. Someone who specializes in marriage counseling might be an LMFT, they have a different professional standard than a social worker or a mental health counselor. At the end of the day thought we are still human beings, just because we dispense best practice advise doesn't mean we follow it. Physician heal thyself , a contractor with a hole in the wall, a cobbler with no shoes it applies.
Mr007McDiddles t1_je1nmee wrote
Nice eyes bro. I think I saw your soul. Get well soon!
SophosMoros7 t1_je1ndze wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
It's better to know you aren't doing the right things yet but she enjoys it anyway. Communication is how you get from point A (the same situation but you are blissfully unaware) to point B (your (plural) goals for the sexual part of your relationship)
PlaidSkirtBroccoli t1_je1n1sk wrote
Usually costs for medical records are for printed material and/or postage. There may be no fee if you received them electronically.
Loko8765 t1_je1mvwl wrote
Reply to comment by Abbot_of_Cucany in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
For example, Cinderella… the glass slipper was not glass but a kind of fur, non-transparent, the stepsisters literally cut off one or several toes to get their foot inside, the prince doesn’t notice until his pet crow tells him to look at the blood dripping on the ground.
WaffleEnema t1_je1mocc wrote
This should be in r/maybegotsomeonethrutheweek
abthanee t1_je1mlvd wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Ew to the fact you said she overreacted. Yeah it's a bit funny but she didn't overreact. You didn't like her reaction.
Jingoisticbell t1_je1mfyr wrote
Reply to comment by Agomir in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Hope you have/keep the pre-2023 editions.
mrcfrost t1_je1m4ly wrote
Reply to TIFU By being a "nice guy" by [deleted]
Learn your value and worth. When they only want to be friends behave like friends. No cuddling under blankets, no paying 100% of the time. Also find yourself a date try to catch new feels, more often than not the original interest will get jealous.
Jingoisticbell t1_je1lwxp wrote
Reply to comment by Slave35 in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Kids are pretty resilient. Just bc it’s not appropriate for a 7 year old doesn’t mean that’s it SOOOO inappropriate that he’s going to be traumatized and wetting his pants every time he see’s a spooky drawing for the rest of life.
ResettisReplicas t1_je1lowz wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
How old is the nephew?
sugarintheboots OP t1_je1l9hb wrote
Reply to comment by Saxamaphooone in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Two years?! 🥵
Jingoisticbell t1_je1l8a1 wrote
Reply to comment by AustinLVII in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
I would’ve made the same assumption, honestly. So, now you know!
sheshopelesslyinlove t1_je1l6qm wrote
Reply to comment by Apaniyan in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Whats it called?
Sashaisbroke t1_je1rktg wrote
Reply to TIFU I put 3% Hydrogen Peroxide in my eye by Boredashell2000
God, I‘m so sorry. Happened to me recently too because I had to switch contact solutions (bc of delivery issues) and both of the goddamn bottles, saline solution and peroxide are white. LIKE WHY THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE BOTH BOTTLES THE SAME GODDAMN COLOR, that lil red tip doesn’t help shit when you‘re as near-sighted as my blind ass.