Recent comments in /f/tifu
Bojax22 t1_je1zh2t wrote
Reply to comment by suagtforutube in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
3 years into a happy marriage...
...freeze, Im a cop
SamIAm718 t1_je1zfxw wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
"hahahahahahaha! But seriously, please give me lots of drugs. I will definitely need anaesthesia."
Jingoisticbell t1_je1zcbt wrote
Reply to comment by Slave35 in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
It was a drawing. He’s 7 years old and I’m going to assume does not live in a bubble.
Jeez, ppl.
ArnoldhBraunschweigr t1_je1z2h7 wrote
Reply to comment by sugarintheboots in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Jokes aside, good luck with the surgery.
And after, you should pursue him. We're all rooting for you.
Slave35 t1_je1ydou wrote
Reply to comment by Jingoisticbell in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
No, but nightmares for a few months are a very common occurrence to something violent or scary. Leading to other difficulties such as loss of sleep and degraded school performance.
denatured_enzyme_ t1_je1y2rw wrote
Reply to comment by Abbot_of_Cucany in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
omg when I was around 8 or 9 my mom bought me a book that was a compilation of Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales and she also bought a book of Grimms fairy tales. I had a blast reading Hans Christian Andersen's stories, and then I finished the book and thought hm maybe the brothers Grimm compilation will be just as good!
I was wrong. Shit gave me nightmares for YEARS. I didn't dare open the book again till I was 12.
The story that terrified me the most was something about a princess or a high-ranking girl (forgot what rank she was) whose mother died and her stepmother used it as an excuse to treat her badly, demoting her to the rank of a slave. I don't remember the story or what it was called, but she had a horse and it was her only friend, and then someone killed it? There was also at some point someone being decapitated and their head being buried in a potted plant, and she dug up the head by accident one day. What the fuck lmao. The only other detail I remember was one character being named Falada, I think it was the horse?? Idk that story freaked me out so much I never dared to read it again, so it's been years and my memory of it is hazy
CreativismUK t1_je1xdpk wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Oh holy fuck, exploded nappies.
My twins are disabled - they’re 6 now, one still in nappies 24/7 and one only at night. One sleeps on his front and we had a major issue with the first lot of prescription nappies we got - they’d just fill up at the front and overflow or burst. Even if we changed him in the night, or more than once, we’d still wake up often with exploded nappies. That stuff is a bloody nightmare to clean up and absolutely stinks. Agree though - hard floors should be mandatory with kids (with padding down when they’re little and falling a lot obviously!). I absolutely dread to think what state carpets would be in between all the accidents, sickness bugs, exploded nappies, toilet training, spills… and the time one managed to reach a bottle of liquid watercolour on a shelf (big error).
TamakisBelly t1_je1wv29 wrote
Man, I've read too many doujins is what I was thinking while reading this.
sugarintheboots OP t1_je1wq2r wrote
Reply to comment by ArnoldhBraunschweigr in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
No way. He’s the best. 🥰
vanilla2gorilla t1_je1we3x wrote
Reply to TIFU By being a "nice guy" by [deleted]
You can apologize and let her know you were getting mixed signals. If she's not interested in you romantically and you still want to be friends then you need to set up boundaries that you can both agree on.
GuwaPING t1_je1w1a7 wrote
Reply to comment by ResettisReplicas in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
7yo apparently. I reckon he Fd up
Ozmorty t1_je1voag wrote
Reply to comment by TyroneFuckinFootball in TIFU by requesting medical records while broke by jj_8080x
Not sure in this case, if things have played out as described by OP. The site said “may be a charge” - if there was no way directly on that portal to see what those charges might amount to, he could argue the costs away successfully.
Thisisall_new2me2 t1_je1vi26 wrote
You didn’t FU, you couldn’t have known he was on the call.
genmischief t1_je1verd wrote
Reply to comment by mit-mit in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
His husband probably agrees. ;)
genmischief t1_je1vdgl wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
>How and I gonna face this man surgery day?
DANG. Thats gold.
ArnoldhBraunschweigr t1_je1v8pl wrote
Reply to comment by mrcfrost in TIFU By being a "nice guy" by [deleted]
This. This right here This is the most important relationship given on Reddit in a long time.
dunbeezy71 t1_je1v84k wrote
I did this same thing at a work event when a co worker passed me her bottle of solution. It sucks. Bad.
only_because_I_can t1_je1v51b wrote
Reply to comment by SteveBored in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Thanks.
I mean, he wasn't wearing a ring and definitely wasn't shy. It was easy to assume... things.
But, I won't break the girls' code and won't be a mistress.
ArnoldhBraunschweigr t1_je1uway wrote
Reply to comment by sugarintheboots in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Tell them you want a different surgeon.
The things we do for love. 😂
SmashLegend25 t1_je1ucg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Slave35 in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Just because I read 1984 when I was 13 didn’t mean I was traumatized by it. I just became more mature.
ExtremePast t1_je1t2vp wrote
It's normal for your knees to be weak and palms sweaty before going on stage.
Maybe you would've done better if you had some of mom's spaghetti first.
MollyGodiva t1_je1soml wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
You had an open chat with her about preferences, this is good. It is very normal for people to enjoy the act and the intimacy more then the end part. You only FU by thinking you FU.
VegQuaker t1_je1sgtl wrote
Reply to comment by aonelonelyredditor in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
No, not anymore. Makes a good story though
EvenYearMagic t1_je1sgj7 wrote
If you are in the US, they are not allowed to charge the patient for copies of records. It’s part of the Hi Tech Act. I’d call them and just say there’s no balance for the records and that you assume this is because records are free for the patient, but want to verify.
Source: medical malpractice attorney who deals with records issues all the damn time
Liathano_Fire t1_je1zkgg wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Where I live people are up in arms about a library event based on "The Last Kids on Earth"? book series.
I don't even want to know how they'd react to this.