It can't be too uncommon for people to vomit at the gym. You apologized, and as long as you don't make a habit of it, and try to pace yourself, stay hydrated and such, you shouldn't let it ruin your health routine. As a former nurse, I can assure you that puke happens.

if you've seen the actual cover then you know how easily that could be mistaken by ANYONE for a children's book, it's very tame for the subject matter and cartoonish.

One hacked off toes, the other parts of her heel iirc.

I grew up on Irish tales, reading Germans was nbd lol

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Cherise the niece, there are some YouTube narrations available for the whole thing https://youtu.be/aNdG0tZzKLw

Every year at Easter little kids are forced to hear about an innocent man who is whipped, tormented and tortured to death, but yeah, let's get bent out of shape over non-religious fiction.

I mean, yeah, OP kind of fucked up for not double-checking a book with an illustrated cover was kid appropriate, but in the grand scheme of literature, there are so many worse things he could have given his nephew.

Listen friend. It took me 15 years to realize I can't process caffiene. A diet coke at 1 pm and I ain't sleeping.

Ive given all caffiene drinks up since 2010 and never going back.

I will have a little green tea, chocolate, chocolate desserts in moderation and decafs from time to time.

Its doable and do not worry, just let it go and embrace the decaf world :)

“Sister may have overreacted”

You’re not the one that’s going to have to get up in the middle of the night with them when they have nightmares.

See him after the anesthesia ….

Most states allow one free set of records and it typically goes to a $1 a page after that. One free set is ONE period whomever gets it whether it be you or a lawyer for example. I'd inquire about your free set. Now this does vary from state to state so I'd get up to date on your states laws.

Just stick to regular sex toys. They're affordable and safe.

Though you'll have to look around a bit for one that fits properly.

Coming this season in the Hallmark Channel: Checking you out, with gwyneth paltrow and Channing Tatum.

I'd counter that he's a typical "nice guy".

Meaning, he's not a nice guy. He thought he could whittle her down to at least keep having sex with her. He manipulated events for "friends" knowing he'd get her alone. After her repeatedly telling him nothing was going to happen he STILL kept showing her with attention with the hope of having sex with her again ("you get the attention, I have to go home and jerk off")

There was one person approaching honesty in this situation and it was her. Op was manipulative, deceptive, at best lying to himself, and gross.

Ah yes. The hydrogen peroxide stuff is hypoallergenic. I'm allergic to the all purpose solution you're meant to store contacts in. (saline doesn't disinfect, is why they say it's not for storage, over time bacteria can build up and infect your eyes)

The hydrogen peroxide solution comes with a special container that turns the peroxide into saline overnight, it's not to be put directly into your eyes.

No need to explain. We got it from the title. 😂

I have two copies of Struwwelpeter, one I was given as a child and then my Mom gave me the copy she had as a child. 100% the reason for my dark humor. I love that book so much.

And then he had no thumbs 👍🏽 ✂️

And then lick your lips

The best romance can be the one you least expect.

Oh man how mortifying. 😂 I recently had a colonoscopy and about passed out when the anesthesiologist came in. Good lord he was hot. And he was super nice too. Thankfully I managed to control myself and not say anything stupid. I only had to interact with him for a couple minutes.

Pre nut clarity needs to be a thing for more people

Lmao post an actual fu in tifu and everyone is up in arms as if you posted in aita

In that case you should send me his name, number , and address. I’ll keep track of him until your 2 years are up.

Well he did just make this throwaway for the purpose of posting this… so I don’t see why it wouldn’t

Fr suspicious 🤔

this seems like something that’s going to end up r/copypasta lmao