This sounds more like a rom-com than real life. Great tag line but I’m sorry it’s real for you.

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Here’s Perikles just for you :)

Wow, you are rich, but are you single?

ACK! You gotta pay cat tax, but you can keep your ankle tax!

Records don't "generally cost money". My records are all online for free. I can get them faxed to another clinic for free. I could see printing them costing money though.

I could see OP getting out of this if he never accessed the records. But even if he doesn't pay it's just a few $ medical debt.

Agreed! I worked a 12 hour backshift, got home and drank a Monster then crawled into bed and slept for 6 hours. Caffeine doesn’t affect me either.

This will improve his mood for the next 10 years.

Yes, I’ve been wanting to change for a while now. Just need to wait a year or two for my sapphire card to age before canceling Amex to have minimum affect to my credit score.

That would have been funny, embrace your social quirks. Thanks I also hope so, but I think this is a long one. Like 5 weeks in a cast after they’ve screwed the bones back together and then 6-7 months of rehab

What’s the book called? Asking for a friend.

I hope you heal quickly

I was gonna do a bad pun and say "I hope you HEEL quickly", but social awkwardness won over. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Did u still switch to Sapphire?

Dude, go back to the gym! You just went too hard. Next time you will know better how far you can push yourself. Of course the experience was embarrassing, but it's also not the end of world. I think most people understand that when you go beyond your limits sometimes you get sick.

Don't let this ruin the progress you have made and the discipline you have shown! What's the worst thing that can happen when you go back there? They won't kick you out. You apologized and as I said, people at gyms are empathic towards these types of ordeals. What else could happen? Some funny looks? A joke maybe? Who cares man. Turn up the music and think "fuck em" or just laugh it off. Because really my friend. This is not as big of a deal as you think it is!!!

Keep going strong!

Wow that’s a nice rep. I should’ve been more careful, and it’s a small price to pay to be more careful next time with things.

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He’s not Jon Hamm living in the bubble, is he?

https://youtu.be/UAQoXOLlvT0

OP are you 15?

Well after the penis massage didn't work and the meds didn't either the on call urologist showed up reeking of margaritas and guacamole because of course this was Cinco de mayo. I was on a lot of that fent stuff that's popular with the kids these days so I didn't care. There wasn't enough drugs in the world to make them shooting up my dick veins with saline and some other medications and then sucking it back over and over again. They kept try because the next step was surgery and I think we all appreciated the idea of doctor fajita breath opening my dick.

It finally worked and my knob was an enormous knot of bruises. I would kill for that size. The nursing staff assured me that they see this thing all the time but I've been in the emergency room several times and not once has half the medical staff walked into my room to take a look.

https://imgur.com/a/WQiMeP0
Some pictures of my adventure so far

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I used to work with a neurosurgeon who was Cory Monteith's cousin, and was as hot as him. But a neurosurgeon. I don't know how anyone got through an appointment with him, honestly.

You could do with reading percentage of woman who orgasm during sex. It’s common for some woman to not orgasm just from vaginal intercourse sometimes they need help and sometimes that still doesn’t work. It sounds like she’s enjoying it more with you cause she just enjoys being with you and the intimacy, I’d call that a win.

DAMN 🤣

Just called they said, they have the responsibility to tell you about the 12 month when upgrading but not when downgrading. And I won’t be able to get the points back even if I upgrade back to platinum.