Recent comments in /f/tifu
ThadisJones t1_je2t9uf wrote
Reply to comment by Sashaisbroke in TIFU I put 3% Hydrogen Peroxide in my eye by Boredashell2000
Manufacturing conglomerate State Og once accidentally produced Og Brand Wacky Washy Shampoo in a deceptively similar bottle to Og Brand Wacky Tacky Glue
When this error was brought to their attention, they continued selling both products this way because they hate their customers
hugganao t1_je2srmi wrote
Reply to comment by AustinLVII in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
wtf....
inconsistentprocess t1_je2shqa wrote
Reply to TIFU by play fighting with my boyfriend by Jaz3ahm
This entire story is unhinged af
DovahFerret t1_je2sdzg wrote
Reply to TIFU I was obsessive about not paying tolls by [deleted]
Not sure if I'm just drunk and missing something. But as a lesbian, OP sounds like a gay guy, which honestly makes this story sound plausible as heck.
traindriverbob t1_je2s7pn wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Next time you and your nephew hang out definitely don't play Country Death Song by the Violet Femmes lol.
imjustme8390 t1_je2s4m1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by play fighting with my boyfriend by Jaz3ahm
I can't get past you letting him drive you home if he was acting weird. When I had a concussion I was doing weird stuff for a couple days. I gave my son a bowl of water for dinner!
bazjack t1_je2s4kb wrote
My mother had surgery quite a few years ago - on her wrist, I believe? And it was a nerve block in the arm, plus sedation. These were administered by what I was told was an extremely gorgeous anesthesiologist. And she got made loopy enough that she told him exactly how lovely he was.
In fact, he nearly made a mistake that could have killed her, and she helped catch it (she's a nurse). He apologized and she said it was ok because he was so handsome.
So these doctors are used to patients saying all kinds of crazy stuff. Admittedly, they're usually drugged as hell when they do it. But don't worry.
onefootinthepast t1_je2rvbf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Swipe's down, gotta put the chip in
Not the whole card, just the tip
norejectfries t1_je2rn0j wrote
Reply to comment by rde42 in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Claudia Effect sounds like a great band name.
Naoutta_here t1_je2r6ir wrote
Reply to TIFU by play fighting with my boyfriend by Jaz3ahm
Girl please dump him.
Men will literally do anything to break your heart and humiliate you and then beg you on their knees to not break up with them. Please, I beg you, dump him.
Ricky0524 t1_je2r3mu wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU - lost 93k point from downgrading my Amex platinum to gold by [deleted]
Not rich, too busy running two business. Don’t want to remind myself about being single.
skumgummii OP t1_je2r0cs wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not taking a taxi by skumgummii
Valiantly protecting my wife while she’s using the toilet
sneakhyperion t1_je2qefr wrote
"Oh, well. you can go ahead and let me drown now"
skumgummii OP t1_je2q89l wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking a taxi by skumgummii
The oxynorm is finally kicking in, might just fall asleep here
Salty_Bear2019 t1_je2q4dk wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
Their sign said "the rapist", not therapist...
Mikisstuff t1_je2q0xe wrote
Reply to comment by pepsikitkat in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
The irony of getting this book from the aunt tho...
zoinkability t1_je2p0y3 wrote
Reply to comment by anakusis in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Sounds like your next few days were a mite miserable
AcrobaticSource3 t1_je2oz9k wrote
After all that genital pain, OP’s voice probably was as high as Mickey Mouse’s
AcrobaticSource3 t1_je2oqxm wrote
> Got surgery date
That was just practice for getting the romantic date
shaggypoo t1_je2oq5a wrote
Reply to TIFU by vomiting on the gym floor by Acceptable_Row_1560
One time when I was in college I went to the gym before classes and I shit you not my piss was almost red and I threw up. Don’t push yourself too hard, it’s not worth it.
Madmorda t1_je2onb8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
I would 100% give my nephew or niece that book lol. I'm just sorry that your sister isn't as cool as mine :p
GingerJacob36 t1_je2okym wrote
Reply to comment by Sashaisbroke in TIFU I put 3% Hydrogen Peroxide in my eye by Boredashell2000
Put a strip of tape or something around one of the bottles. Glue something to the cap if you need to so that even if you don't look, your hand will feel a difference somewhere.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_je2oftk wrote
Reply to TIFU by vomiting on the gym floor by Acceptable_Row_1560
Go back to the gym! If people remember you, then they will stay away and you will have a large area to yourself!
kylefn t1_je2ob7d wrote
The important thing is… is he cute?
ThadisJones t1_je2tep2 wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
"No need to clamp to control the bleeding, all my blood is, uh, somewhere else at the moment"