I had a weird blood infection once. Gave me chest pains and the shakes. Went to the emergency room and they whisked me off the cardiac ward for a bazillion tests. The curvy nurse taking my blood four hundred times kept looking at the iv bag and every time she'd lean across the bed to reach it her boobs were right in my face. At least I was able to hide the boner that time.

Years later I'm at the urologist and the doctor is checking me out. His assistant, who was a hot Indian lady, walks in, says "oops!", then kind of smiles mischievously at me and backs out of the room. No boner that time because doc had ahold of the goods. But she winked at me on my way out. Everyone has an awkward medical story at some point. No big deal.

Haul Game

When your significant other wonders why you are so happy in 30 years.

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"Well, there was this one time, 30 years ago, this cute......"

Don't worry about it and go back. You didn't really even fuck up - it's not like you went "let me throw up here and see what happens". I've vomited in very public places before. It can happen to anyone.

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Damn at least I’m not fucking someone’s partner lmao. “Should I tell his pregnant wife” fuck out of here, hypocrite.

How old is your nephew?

>from just using fingers, PIV, cunnilingus, you name it, I had it

Tossing salad, anal, vaginal with a buttplug, flogging, tying her up, DP with a toy.. there, I named some. Now, tell me you've had it.

Did this once by not letting the contacts sit in the special container long enough. Was not great.

Not sure what’s made up but I can see immaturity lol. The photos was a one time mistake, or two after man stressed me out.

This sounds both incredibly made-up, and also incredibly immature.

Meh, it happens. Guy I work out with threw up on the first day he showed up to workout. Now he puts us all to shame.

Found the contractor

My husband says I fell in love with the anesthesiologist when he gave me an epidural during my first-ever birth. I mean, shoot! Wouldn’t you fall in love with a guy who took away all your pain?!

Yeah I broke my ankle very badly (it wasn't pointing the other way, but my foot and leg were "only connected by a skin sock" thanks for the lifelong nightmares doctor) and I was in hospital for 3 days waiting for the swelling to go down enough for surgery.

They put a heart monitor clip on my toe to keep an eye on my circulation and the... Not nurses but did some stuff? They kept stepping on the cable and yanking it 😭😭😭

I hope you get surgery soon (the relief is quite astonishing although it's unfortunately only a relief compared to what's happening right now) and mend with no further trouble. DO. YOUR. PHYSIO. It sucks but it's magic.

I think your sister thinks you want her dead for some reason. That's the only reason I can see her coming unglued this hard about a book approved for teenagers.

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Quick someone photoshop Gwyneth Paltrow into the background of this picture

never said it wasn’t …

You're right, shit happens. And it especially sucks when all of it is your fault.

I wouldn't worry about it at all. The IRS is only interested in collecting tax and won't really care about anything else. Plus they audit very few 'lowish income' individuals, especially those who are still recognized as students.

I know people making 40-60k whom are somehow able to get EBT benefits and completely filling out taxes wrong. The online systems instantly approves their federal and state refunds.

By the way, why are you paying anything for filing taxes? https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free or cashapp/taxes

When I got my second COVID shot, the person giving it to me was like the cutest Navy Corpsman ever, and when I rolled up my sleeve they complimented my upper arm and I was like AH

in my defense i only know to ask the questions and check his eyes, so.. he was talking fine and was answering fine so i figured it was all okay.

Doctors regularly make allowances for "white coat fever."