LOOOL

I told the anesthesiologist who gave me my epidural that I would now be president of his fan club. The. Best.

I found Larry David's reddit account.

I know what happens when you're not ready. Book get shoved in the closet and you develop a slight aversion to closet. Cuz that's where the monsters go. (or at least that's where I shoved It )

You should get him "The Adventures of the Princess and Mr Whiffle" to make up for it. The stories are very light and fluffy up to a point

You're expected to have some game before you get up on stage. They want to draw people in to buy stuff, not piss off the ones with talent.

They aren't there to train you. It's good to practice and improve, but you just flatlined.

Yeah that is rough. I have had to do that procedure a couple of times and it is not my favorite.

Definitely worse for the patient though.

When I was 14 my mum gave me a fantasy novel called Tender Morsels. In the first few chapters of the book the main character (who is around 15 at the time) is raped twice, once by her father and the second by a group of village teenagers. And she gets pregnant both times. My mum had no idea what kind of book she'd given me. Oh, and I read the whole thing anyway lol.

Almost happened to me. January 1st a few years ago, decided to try the gym for the first time on a guest pass with my sister. Didn't realize I should have adjusted weights. Fainted 3 times ( by the weights ( squat rack ) and then twice in the bathroom. ) If I wasn't vomit phobic and mind-over-matter'ed it, I would have puked too as I was gagging.

Shit happens. And more often than you think. Be more careful, hydrate, don't push yourself too hard, and eat something solid beforehand.

People are judging you as if we don't all meet randos for the first time to suck their cocks. Oh, wait...

A lot of therapists go into that field trying to figure out what’s going on in their own messed up heads.

I was tryna imply Gurdeep’s message but I don’t think I’m good at writing.

It was an empty road it seems more crazy in the story in real life tbh. My phone wasn’t in my hands but yea still a distraction. My bad.

The pricing is in the sub basement in a locked cabinet, I'm sure

My thought exactly.

Sure, but him saying 'I'm in love with our best friend' is a pretty good reason to break up.

I laughed out loud when I read that you punched a hole on the wall to mark the entire day 'complete'.....but texting while driving is just inconsiderate of you for others' safety

Happy cake day.

> I had another potential fuck up lurking in my ass

Huh, never heard it put quite like that before

Well then you should know that’s objectification

At least you know you FU’d though

Owie.

Way over 18.

Literally anything in reddit

Commenters : dump him/her

Well, if nothing else you've probably ensured he'll want to take good care of you during the surgery.

Me con you long… haul?